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Happy Birthday, Mr. SVXFiles and others!!
Mr. SVXFiles, could you tell us what the world was like when dirt was first invented? Will you now be counting down on each birthday until you reach the age of 0?? Enjoy you special day. You have many around you that hold you in high esteem!
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As may of us here, who were born in the first half of the last century, can attest, fifty is indeed a wonderful time. After that, things continue to get better or else just go to hell. I remember the following joke that I heard when I had my sixtieth. Made me feel good when I put it into perspective.
“Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60 year old. “You always feel like you have to pee. But most of the time, you just stand in front of the toilet and nothing comes out!” “Aw, that's nothing!”, said the 70 year old. “By the time you reach seventy, you don't have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, and sit on the toilet all day until your ass turns blue and still nothing comes out.” “Actually,” said the 80 year old, “eighty is by far the worst age of all.” “Do you have trouble peeing too?” asked the 60 year old. “No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock, no problem at all.” “Then do you have trouble having a bowel movement?” “No problem with that, either, I have a large one every morning at 6:30.” With great exasperation, the 60 year old said, “Now let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and poop every morning at 6:30. So what the hell is so tough about being 80? “But I don't wake up until 7:00.” May your rear muffler never leak, your front strut remain firm and you always continue to have full line pressure Once again, enjoy your day. .
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Just kidding! Thank you all.
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Happy Birthday again, Sweetie. (You'll get your present when you get home) And happy birthday to michael and rmjjensen, too! What did you say voices in my head? Kill everybody? Mmmm, Okey Dokey.
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www.svxfiles.com The first SuperCharged SVX, the first 4.44 gears, the first equal length headers, the first phenolic spacers, the first Class Glass fiberglass hood, the first with 4, 4.44s in his driveway Fiberglass Hood thread My locker 4.44 Swap link Last edited by svxfiles; 12-21-2005 at 11:02 AM. |
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"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." - Plato 2013 Cosmic Blue 5spd Evo X GSR 2006 Galaxy Gray 6MT RX-8 (sold) 2006 Steel Gray WRX TR (sold) 1996 Brilliant Red SVX L (sold) |
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okay, this is getting really scary ... I think Tom has been spending waaaaaay too much time at work -Bill
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Retired NASA Rocket Scientist Most famous NASA "Child" - OSIRIS-REx delivered samples from asteroid BENNU to Earth in Sept. 2023 Center Network Member #989 '92 Fully caged, 5 speed, waiting for its fully built EG33 '92 "Test Mule", 4:44 Auto, JDM 4:44 Rear Diff with Mech LSD, Tuned headers, Full one-off suspension '92(?) Laguna, 6 spd and other stuff (still at OT's place) My Locker |
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thanks for the birthday greetings!
....just one more hour at work and then it's party time Happy birthday to Tom and the other Michael!
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Don't worry Tom, you've reached the age for me to take a life insurance policy on ya! Happy birthday everybody! Hope its a great one for everybody.
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Happiest of Birthday wishes to Tom, Mike and Michael...
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Happy Birthday
Wow halfway to 100 and not a scratch on him!
(that's 350 in dog years though...) |
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Then,my friends (Bill, Tom, Dave) took this opportunity to slam me. Nice guys.
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www.svxfiles.com The first SuperCharged SVX, the first 4.44 gears, the first equal length headers, the first phenolic spacers, the first Class Glass fiberglass hood, the first with 4, 4.44s in his driveway Fiberglass Hood thread My locker 4.44 Swap link |
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