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Hyabusa lost
Yo what up pimpin' dis be a hella fine day in da unrivaled civic history books yo. Dis fool on a hyabusa heard i had da illest, tytest, pimp whip in my state yo!
He be like "yo dawg ya think ya can take me in a highway run." I said sheeeeet dat be like takin' candy from my girl yo. I just put da new aem tach in so i be seein' where ta shift hella good now, but i didn't be tellin' dis foo dat cuz he be thinkin' i have an advantage yo. We line up in da middle of da highway at 2:00, and everyone just stops and be starin' at us, probably more me dough cuz it's not often dey get da privelage ta see a hella blaze car like dis lay da smackdown. Dey were all yellin n' sheeeeet, i think dey was rootin' me on. When I heard da first honk I held da revs at 8500 rpm (don't wanna bog yo). Third honk, BAM!!!, drop da clutch n' just be'd out son. My whip felt hella strong wit da new tach yo. I saw da light on da tach and mega supa ill shifted da mugen shift knob ta 2nd and took off wit da quickness. Dis fool started catchin' me in 3rd dough, bastad musta had NAWWWSSSS, OH NO!!!! I kept all calm n sheet cuz i am a mad ill racer, n don't stress nada yo. I just knew i had ta mega powa shift ta 4th. Den da light on da tach started blinkin yo!!! I didn't be knowin' if i should shift, he shot past me. I hit my dash crazy hard n' da light stopped blinkin'. I mega powa shifted ta 4th, and held da aem steerin' wheel cova fo shizzle. I flew past dis fool hella easy n' threw da hazards on, cuz we was doin' 195mph n' I don't like takin' my whip past dat too much. I pulled off da highway inta a gas station n' put da 35 cents of gas i wasted back in da tank. Dis foo just drove by all quick n' wouldn't even look yo, i yelled BIAAAATCHHH and just laughed at dis wannabe gangsta. CIVICS R SOME FAST WHIP YO!!! Shout out ta TDT, keep da rhymes flowin' Ghetto Fab MODS: Popped airbox fo da mad airflow, n ill sound Holes in da muffler fo da deep note Vtec Controller set at 2300 rpm's fo mad powa 9.23@148!!!!! |
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