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top 5 things you learned in college
I will save my thoughts till I see what other people post,
I will give you my FIRST item.... TENURE IS A VERY BAD THING!!
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I'm not a REDNECK! I am an Appalachian-AMERICAN!! "Can't go to work today. The 'voices' said to "Stay home and clean the guns". Most famous Red-Neck last words... " Hey Everybody, Watch This!!) http://s306.photobucket.com/albums/nn272/subi-crosser/ Jerry |
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No you go first
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Danny 1994 Silver SVX in hybernation, awaiting for the monsterous awakening (Lebanon) 1967 Mercedes-Benz 250SL Euro Specs, Hard/Softtop, White/Red. Under Complete Restoration 2013 Mercedes-Benz SL350 Euro Specs, White/Red. Mint... Another step into SL Collection. |
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1. the human stomach can only hold a finite amount of beer - this theory was tested often.
2. Ramen noodles and crackers can sustain life for weeks at a time. 3. Sega Genesis (yeah i'm old) and studying do not mix. 4. empty 1/2 kegs, when thrown, cause a fair amount of damage. 5. large charged capacitors can generate teh funnAy.
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Alan 1987 928 S4 (Black) SOLD! 1997 SVX LSi (Ebony) SOLD! 2005 Legacy GT (Silver) [Cobb Stg 2+] SOLD! 1987 928 S4 (Black) SOLD! 2005 Forester XT Premium (Crystal Gray Metallic) SOLD! 2008 Lancer Evolution X MR (Apex Silver) [Cobb Stg 1+] 2015 Outlander Sport 2.4GT AWD (Mercury Gray) 2013 G37xS (Obsidian Black) |
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1. Do not drink beer before the hard stuff
2. Yes ramen noodles can be life saving 3. Live for the nights that you will never remember 4. Always have a list of excuses ready for when your late with papers 5. Never use the same excuse more than once And yes I now know how to count to five
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1993 25th Anniversary Edition # 156 of 301 ~ 121, 488 miles ( SOLD TO svxfiles 8/6/06) 2006 Subaru Impreza 2.5i....5spd - My daily driver 2006 Subaru Legacy 2.5i -7k miles..Mom's daily driver 2,543 Member of the SVX World Network Last edited by n00b on demand; 12-20-2005 at 10:22 AM. |
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1. How to bong a forty in under 10 seconds
2. A box of wine can easily be split by two people in 20 minutes 3. Do not put everclear in whiskey sours (eversour) 4. Don't study sober 5. Drinking a case before a test will yield a better grade
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Collin 1995 L AWD Locker 1987 Porsche 944 turbo 80k miles. MBC + Chips. Relatively Stock |
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n00bs. Community College?
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Alan 1987 928 S4 (Black) SOLD! 1997 SVX LSi (Ebony) SOLD! 2005 Legacy GT (Silver) [Cobb Stg 2+] SOLD! 1987 928 S4 (Black) SOLD! 2005 Forester XT Premium (Crystal Gray Metallic) SOLD! 2008 Lancer Evolution X MR (Apex Silver) [Cobb Stg 1+] 2015 Outlander Sport 2.4GT AWD (Mercury Gray) 2013 G37xS (Obsidian Black) |
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1. Girls will be the start and end of all your problems.
2. Keep a trash can next to your bed after a night of keg stands... 3. Drink lots of water after an evening of boozing. 4. The coolest times were always unplanned! 5. Your professors are smart people - talk to them, learn from them. -Chike
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"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." - Plato 2013 Cosmic Blue 5spd Evo X GSR 2006 Galaxy Gray 6MT RX-8 (sold) 2006 Steel Gray WRX TR (sold) 1996 Brilliant Red SVX L (sold) |
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Gatorade is the ultimate hangover solution
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1993 25th Anniversary Edition # 156 of 301 ~ 121, 488 miles ( SOLD TO svxfiles 8/6/06) 2006 Subaru Impreza 2.5i....5spd - My daily driver 2006 Subaru Legacy 2.5i -7k miles..Mom's daily driver 2,543 Member of the SVX World Network |
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1. Always wear shoe/slippers/flip-flops in the shower. Period!
2. It's the most expensive party (only seconded by one's wedding -- so I was told) 3. Hacking/sniffing is more fun than trying to talk to the person for information 4. If someone is spending on you to go somewhere, go (but watch before you step into open fields in the Baltic nations). 5. You really can not learn anything about your major till you get out and do what you enjoy doing.
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Lwin M. Maung (Member # 147) Current SVX: • NONE Previous SVXes: •1994 LE Barcelona Red 107k • 1992 LS-L Pearl White 143k • 1994 LSi Bordeaux Pearl 220k • 1992 LS-L Ebony Pearl 184k • 1992 LS-L Liquid Silver 145k • 1992 LS-L Liquid Silver 102k • 1992 LS-L Ebony Pearl 123k Other current cars:•2001 Jeep Grand Cherokee Black If at first you don't succeed, CHEAT!
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1. Unconsciousness is not the same as quality sleep.
2. The strength of the headache over the length of time it lasts is inversely proportionate to the number of different alcohols over the amount of time you drink them in. 3. Freshmen girls are interested in a guy's abs. Senior girls are interested in a guy's wallet. 4. You only need one groupie to party like a rock star. (one per band member that is) 5. A degree doesn't mean jack sh&^T. Doug
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1992 LS Touring (6/91) - Currently undergoing a five speed swap Black over Claret with spoiler; 235,000 miles; Mods: 2002 Legacy 5 speed, ACT Pressure Plate, Excedy Clutch, Short Throw Shifter, Aussie Powerchip 1992 LS Touring (6/91) Black over Claret with 2.5" setback spoiler; 202,000 miles; Mods: B&M Cooler 1994 LSi (4/93) Bordeaux Pearl; 198,000 miles; Mods: Weight reduction. 1969 Mustang GT Convertible 1970 Mustang Convertible 2000 Ford Excursion Sola lingua bona est lingua mortua. My Locker |
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The more degrees a Prof. has means Less experience in actual LIFE! I.E., A Temple graduate that couldn't pour PEE out of a boot, if the instructions were written on the heel! Item three, The guys in 'Forestry' throw the best party!!
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I'm not a REDNECK! I am an Appalachian-AMERICAN!! "Can't go to work today. The 'voices' said to "Stay home and clean the guns". Most famous Red-Neck last words... " Hey Everybody, Watch This!!) http://s306.photobucket.com/albums/nn272/subi-crosser/ Jerry |
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1. Studying and alcohol doesn't mix well, but Coke can mix well with just about any kind of alcohol
2. There's a reason Cluck-U Chicken delivers till 4am, it's delicious 3. Buying your books online saves money, that money can be used for beer 4. Everyone should own a futon 5. Nothing tastes as good on the way back up, not even Cluck-U
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-Steve Member #895(the member formerly known as BurgundyBeast) 01' MSM Lexus IS300 |
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