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Top 12 Things You Should Never Say to A Cop!
Top 12 Things You Should Never Say to A Cop!
12. You're not gonna check the trunk are you? 11. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 10. I pay your salary! 9. Are you Andy or Barney? 8. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, Just so one of us does! 7. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. Thats how far ahead of me they are! 6. I thought you had to be in a pretty good physical condition to be a police officer? 5. Gee, Officer thatz terrific, the last officer only gave me a warning too! 4. Hey you must have been doin at least 125 mph to keep up with me. Great Job! 3. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 2. When the officer sayz "Gee son, your eyes look red have you been drinkin?" Don't say "Gee officer, your eyes look glazed have you been eating donuts?" Drum roll pleaz! And the #1 thing you should never say to an officer is: 1. I can't reach my liscence, unless you hold my beer! |
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LMFAO
cops are not all that bad as long as they have had their donut fix for the evening..... Kelli LMFAO |
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pretty funny......
i like #3.
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LMAO.... I thought most of the other threads were major misses, but this was hilarious.
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green95hoe
You deffinitely live up to your status of hoe, short for post ***** of course.
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Don't forget to add(if you're not in an SVX)
Officer: "Do you know how fast you were going?" Response: "Nope, speedo stops at 85." |
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Re: green95hoe
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SVXForum Posthore SVXForum Azzclown SVXForum Junkie I guess I need more posts before I can change it Last edited by Green95hoe; 04-24-2002 at 09:36 PM. |
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I doubt you need more, I just saw the option when I put my avitar in. Go to your user cp, click on edit options or edit profile, and look just a few lines above the add avitar button, there should be a box to type in.
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Would somebody please tell me what LMAO stands for and also LOL. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!! It's bugging me.
Dave
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No, really. "Leggo My AggO" and "Lithium? Or Lawrencium?" (something to do with the Periodic Table). Glad I could help.
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LMAO is laughing my ass off and LOL is laughing out loud. LMFAO, well, I think you can figure that one out.
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Boomin, you need to make a certain number of posts before that option is available (To change your under avatar title) It is whatever the moderators have selected and since you can do iy now and your over 50 Im thinkin you have to have 50. AT least thats how it is on the chevy page... As for your abbreviations can you guess what ROTFLMFAO is???
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Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Fu**ing Ass Off?
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