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710
A blonde woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
They all looked at each other, and one of the mechanics asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there." The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there." Click here to learn the identity of the mysterious 710:
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made me chuckle
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Blonds get too much bad press
A blond walks into a bank in central London and asks for the Manager. She requests a loan of £5000 which she needs for a trip to Hong Kong.
The bank manager says the loan can be arranged, but as she is new to the bank they would need collateral to underwrite the loan. She hands over the keys and the papers on a brand new Ferrari which is parked on the street. The manager accepts the car as security and organises the money for her. A bank staff member is given the keys and told to park the car in the bank's underground car park. They have a right laugh at the blond using a £150,000 car to secure a £5000 loan She returns in two weeks, repays the £5000, plus interest, which amounts to £!7.34. The bank manager returns her keys and papers and says he is pleased to have had her business, but as her background check revealed her to be a multi-millionairess, why did she feel the need to leave a car worth so much money for such a small loan? "Where else in central London can I leave my car for two weeks for so little money, and be sure it will be still here when I return?" Blonds, eh?
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lol man, and I'm sitting here thinking it is a bmw joke the whole time
did you ever here about the guy that lost his "710" on a 3 seriers and stuffed a sock in it as a temp fix... yikes
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Amusing. I've heard it before but couldn't think of the punchline for the life of me. Thanks
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http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=311931 |
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