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Ron's Dreams Come True
Some Wal-Mart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item:
Walmart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range. While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Walmart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for cheap wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I. She said: "The right name is important." So, here we go: The top 13 suggested names for Walmart Wine: 13. Chateau Traileur Parc 12. White Trashfindel 11. Big Red Gulp 10. Grape Expectations 9. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays" 8. NASCARbernet 7. Chef Boyardeaux 6. Peanut Noir 5. Chateau des Moines 4. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar! 3. World Championship Riesling 2. Sams Shiraz And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine ... 1. Nasti Spumante The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with both white meat (Possum) and red meat (squirrel). Make sure to vote on your favorite name at a Wal-Mart near you... I wonder if it will come in boxes?
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Re: Ron's Dreams Come True
The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with both white meat (Possum) and red meat (squirrel). Make sure to vote on your favorite name at a Wal-Mart near you...
I wonder if it will come in boxes? [/B][/QUOTE] For a large gathering at a Kosher pork barbeque I always serve Van 'o schevitz. Ron (con 'o sewer of grape remnants).
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1. Nasti Spumante
LMAO
my ears are burning |
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But what do you serve with the soup course, "Potage de Campball"?
Ron has a very limited supply of soup, known in France as "Minet et boulettes de pâte" I believe a delicate white goes with fish.
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LMFAOROLTFL
I love Wallmart.
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Yes, John. Nothing like a tuna sandwich washed down with bottle o' Zima. Ron (Souped up).
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