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a bunch of beer drinking hicks!
Drinking and Driving
> >Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a >couple of bottles of Bud. >The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl. It's a po-lice >roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!" >"Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish >drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, >and throw the bottles under the seat." >"What fer?", asked Bubba. >Just let me do the talkin,' OK?", said Earl. >Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, >and each stuck a label on their forehead. >When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff asked, "You boys been >drinkin'?" >"No, sir," said Earl. "We's on the patch " > thanks mike, i could almost hear the sound of the dueling banjos...LOL Kelli
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