Evil People - Page 4

CigarJohnny · #46 08-11-2004, 07:57 AM

Trying to recall things I thought of in the past that have not been said yet...hrmmm...

Hunting lure (usually concentrated deer piss or sometimes skunk oil) in the ventilation ducts.

Doggie doodoo under the door handles.

Glue (waterproof variety) a small strip of emery cloth to his wiper blade. Before he realises what is happening his windshield will be toast the next time it rains.

Slap some gay pride bumper stickers on his car. He seems like the type that might not appreciate it.

The best methods are the ones he can't even point a finger to as having been intentional. For instance...

Nail or two propped up under his tire to guarantee puncture when he backs out of a parking lot. No way to say when he picked up that nail.

A swipe or two across his wiper blade edges with 80 grit. Bad blades when you need them are irratating as hell.

His car have remote side mirrors? Work one side to side a few times to strip the nylon gears that control movement.

Like NapaBavarian said...whatever you do tell NO ONE! Nearly every person that ever got caught doing something he shouldn't have done, was caught because he could not keep his/her mouth shut. People love to brag when they think they pulled one off on someone.

Johnny

svxfiles · #47 08-11-2004, 07:59 AM

Set up a mini meet in your neighborhood.
Get 10 people (with masks and gloves). When he gets in his car, ROLL IT ONTO IT'S ROOF

Or, get 30 people, PICK IT UP 6 FEET IN THE AIR, AND DROP IT
No body damage, 4 flat tires, 4 bent rims, suspention damage and a soiled drivers seat.

Hello Prudential, your'e not going to belive this....

Aredubjay · #48 08-11-2004, 08:37 AM

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Originally posted by svxfiles
Set up a mini meet in your neighborhood.
Get 10 people (with masks and gloves). When he gets in his car, ROLL IT ONTO IT'S ROOF

Or, get 30 people, PICK IT UP 6 FEET IN THE AIR, AND DROP IT
No body damage, 4 flat tires, 4 bent rims, suspention damage and a soiled drivers seat.

Hello Prudential, your'e not going to belive this....

Ooooo. You people in West BG Virginny is EEEE-VILLE.

Matthewmongan · #49 08-11-2004, 08:48 AM

i still think the thermite is the "worst" i mean come on a hole through his hood all the way to the pavement.... i like thermite. i like fire....... i did it to a junked repo at my work 3 days ago that stuff will melt through anything. its like in the movie alien when the alien bleads his blood burns a hole through each floor for like 30 floors .... alien vs preditor looks good id burn the aliens and preditors with thermite.

svxfiles · #50 08-11-2004, 10:20 AM

Buy a pack of Diabetic syringes, fill one with beer and add a drop of red food coloring, write the words pay back on it. Tuck it in his drivers seat, needle up. Leave no fingerprints. By the time he finds out that it's harmless, he will have been thru H3LL .

Aredubjay · #51 08-11-2004, 10:37 AM

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Originally posted by svxfiles
Buy a pack of Diabetic syringes, fill one with beer and add a drop of red food coloring, write the words pay back on it. Tuck it in his drivers seat, needle up. Leave no fingerprints. By the time he finds out that it's harmless, he will have been thru H3LL .

I repeat . . .

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You people in West BG Virginny is EEEE-VILLE.

svxfiles · #52 08-11-2004, 10:44 AM

I have some issues.

Aredubjay · #53 08-11-2004, 10:50 AM

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Originally posted by svxfiles
I have some issues.

Obviously.

svxfiles · #54 08-11-2004, 11:22 AM

Fishing line is almost invisable, take some 50# line, wrap it around the rear bumper cover, leave lots of slack, attach the other ends to an imovable object, you want to have at least 200# total strength.

Subafreak · #55 08-11-2004, 06:25 PM

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Originally posted by svxfiles
Fishing line is almost invisable, take some 50# line, wrap it around the rear bumper cover, leave lots of slack, attach the other ends to an imovable object, you want to have at least 200# total strength.

Remind me never to piss you off OK?

zavikan · #56 08-11-2004, 07:32 PM

I think this thread should be saved in the How to section.....

#57 08-11-2004, 07:39 PM

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Originally posted by zavikan
I think this thread should be saved in the How to section.....

James-

Where have you been buddy? Give me an IM

NikFu S. · #58 08-11-2004, 09:32 PM

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Originally posted by Aredubjay

majeskyb · #59 09-12-2004, 01:40 PM

I don't know if I missed it, but what kind of car is this guy driving? Another idea is to freeze a can of shaving CREAM, and cut off the bottom. Then throw it in the glove box or center console. After it thaws out and he opens up the door to it, he'll get sprayed w/ shaving cream.
You could probably order a boot off of ebay and put it on the car. Then open up a p.o. box and leave a "ticket" on it saying where he can pay the fine
take out his valve stems and replace the caps- he'll be clueless, at least for a little bit
wax the car up good and let it bake in the sun for a few hours. Then watch him try and get it off (if he can)

zavikan · #60 09-12-2004, 02:12 PM

I desided revenge was best served cold, and I liked the idea of something that could be taken as happenstance. and not vandalism. Like draining the oil and making sure you cleaned up...

Anyways, they desided to up the ante and vandalize the car while I was watching them. and so were the little cameras. So my revenge is in court...then maybe something afterthat... but I am not doing anything to screw up getting them in court.