Bad Jokes & Puns - COMPLETELY Off Topic

[svxter]

Originally posted by cocacola08


thai-dye

Oh, you're quick

[cocacola08]

Originally posted by svxter


Oh, you're quick

dunno why, but that one came to me as soon as I read it.

[rufus]

Porsche's new line of undergarments?

[Aredubjay]

Originally posted by rufus
Porsche's new line of undergarments?

Boxter Boxers?

[rufus]

I was thinking Boxster shorts, but close enough.

I think I'll give myself an Oh Brother for that one...

[cocacola08]

Originally posted by rufus
I was thinking Boxster shorts, but close enough.

I think I'll give myself an Oh Brother for that one...

that's what I was thinkin. but wusn't shure

[Aredubjay]

Originally posted by rufus
I was thinking Boxster shorts, but close enough.

I think I'll give myself an Oh Brother for that one...

Thanks for saving me the trouble.

[SVXphile]

Why is it that you cannot starve to death in the desert? Don

[Ron Mummert]

Originally posted by SVXphile
Why is it that you cannot starve to death in the desert? Don

Because you'd obviously die of thirst first. But no - this is supposed to be the humor section. OK - because you can always make a sand-wich. I think I'll retire on that one. Ron.

[Aredubjay]

Originally posted by Ron Mummert


Because you'd obviously die of thirst first. But no - this is supposed to be the humor section. OK - because you can always make a sand-wich. I think I'll retire on that one. Ron.

No, Ron, it's because of "The Sand Which is There" (Sandwiches there).

[Ron Mummert]

Originally posted by Aredubjay


No, Ron, it's because of "The Sand Which is There" (Sandwiches there).

Doh!!! OK - pass the pastrami... or the camel. Whatever. Would a used vehicle dealer in the desert be a camelot? Ron

[Aredubjay]

Originally posted by Ron Mummert

Doh!!! OK - pass the pastrami... or the camel. Whatever. Would a used vehicle dealer in the desert be a camelot? Ron

You've got to stop that. No, not the jokes, the "rimshot" I hear at the end of every sentence you write.

Here's one that everybody knows, but, bears entry into this thread:

What do you call a cross between an Elephant and a Rhinoceros?

[Seraph]

Originally posted by Aredubjay


You've got to stop that. No, not the jokes, the "rimshot" I hear at the end of every sentence you write.

Here's one that everybody knows, but, bears entry into this thread:

What do you call a cross between an Elephant and a Rhinoceros?

HAHAHAH

Randy in Zebra striped bikinis?

HAHAHA

Sorry, I had to do that randy.

Question :Why are fishes in the river so rich?

Lwin

Elephino

[svxistentialist]

Originally posted by Ron Mummert

Doh!!! OK - pass the pastrami... or the camel. Whatever. Would a used vehicle dealer in the desert be a camelot? Ron

Probably a used camelot.

Here's one on the desert theme.

Arab on a camel meets a lone Irishman trudging across the dunes in mid-afternoon heat. The Irishman is carrying a car door, the Arab thinks he is nuts.

"Surely it is too hot to be carrying a car door in this heat?" says the Arab

"Ah no", says the Irishman, "sure if it gets too hot I can always open the window"

Joe

[Aredubjay]

Originally posted by Seraphim
Question :Why are fishes in the river so rich?

Because of the banks.