Silly Rice Boys.....

I saw this on another site and thought it amusing.....

edit: silly spelling

[SVXphile]

...but wait a minute. Maybe lawnmowers will be the latest inport craze? Gee weeds, maybe we should get in on the ground floor of this growing trend. No matter how you cut it, this could be big!!

"Yes sir, will that be all? OK...lets see here....one NOS kit for a Ryobi line trimmer.....one chainsaw adapter for a Kawasaki Ninja....and, ohhhh....that neon light kit for your John Deere is gonna look awesome when you mow your lawn in the evening sir!" Don

[1994SubaruSVX]

damn honda they make everything.....in japan they probably do have a type-r mower.

... "lowered into the weeds" to a whole new level!

a few questions though...

-What happens to your poor grass when you "get on the cam"???
-I'm assuming the "TypeR" is much lighter and more manuverable than it's stock counterpart, does that mean more weekend lawn auto crossing?
-Does Apex'i make a Super AFC that can control the *ONE* Nismo 555 injector? Or is the preferred method $50,000 worth of fake-me-out engine management a'la "The Fast and the Furious"?
-Speaking of TF&TF, would an 80-shot of NOS (wet fogger of course!) be good enough for those *really thick* weeds?
-with a turbonetics T04E and ball-bearing center, will you get the same HP/weight ratio as those pesky Mazda "rotary" mowers?


All those irritating "old-school" domestic guys with their big-block John-Deeres will never know what hit'em!!!!