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01-12-2003, 12:52 PM
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O/T: Survival
A Cruise in the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks. There were only 3 survivors: Ian, Darren and Deirdre. They manage to swim to a small island where they lived there for a couple of years doing what was natural for men and women to do.
After several years of casual sex all the time, Deirdre felt really bad about what she had been doing. She felt having sex with Ian and Darren was so bad that she killed herself. It was very tragic but Ian and Darren managed to get through it and after a while nature once more took its inevitable course. Well, a couple more years went by and Ian and Darren began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing. So...
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01-12-2003, 12:52 PM
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They burried her
  
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Pearl '92 LS-L 179K (Historic 1st 5-speed SVX) Mods: 5-speed, 4.11's, Group-N motor mounts, dual Magnaflows, cone air filter, Kenwood MP-228 CD/Receiver, white-faced gauges, '97 grill, custom window tinting. Ebony Mica '92 LS 80K Oct 2002 - Dec 2004: Victim of theft. She served me well. You can tell the lack of craftsmanship by the wrinkles in the duct tape.
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01-12-2003, 01:03 PM
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That's great!!
I can't stop laughing.  Thanks
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01-12-2003, 01:37 PM
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OHH Damn johnny!!
LMAO
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#5
01-12-2003, 01:53 PM
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LOL
 Very funny and sick all at once heheh lol Good one! ~Deja~
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01-12-2003, 07:55 PM
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....uh, now what? Ron.
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Good s**t happened.  69 was worth the wait.'92 stock semi-pristine ebony - 160K '96 Grand Caravan - 240K '01 Miata SE - 79K '07 Chrysler Pacifica - 60k - future money pit.
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#7
01-12-2003, 08:00 PM
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hahaha oh dear....
Mike
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01-12-2003, 08:37 PM
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you all are scaring Mike away with stuff like this hehe....
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01-13-2003, 03:43 PM
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a couple of necrophiliacs walk by a morgue. one says to the other, "wanna stop in for a cold one?"
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01-13-2003, 04:20 PM
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Randy Johnson 3rd Registered Member 02-21-2001 First Member to Reach 10,000 Posts First to arrive at the very first Reading Meet Subaru Ambassador 1992 SVX PPG Pace Car Replica 110+k 1993 White Impreza L 240+K miles 2001 Legacy Outback Limited Sedan 250+K miles 2013 Deep Indigo Pearl Legacy 3.6R 49+K miles "Reading is my favorite Holiday" Mike Davis -- at Reading VI
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01-13-2003, 04:28 PM
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How about a stiff one?
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01-13-2003, 04:29 PM
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Randy Johnson 3rd Registered Member 02-21-2001 First Member to Reach 10,000 Posts First to arrive at the very first Reading Meet Subaru Ambassador 1992 SVX PPG Pace Car Replica 110+k 1993 White Impreza L 240+K miles 2001 Legacy Outback Limited Sedan 250+K miles 2013 Deep Indigo Pearl Legacy 3.6R 49+K miles "Reading is my favorite Holiday" Mike Davis -- at Reading VI
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01-13-2003, 07:16 PM
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OK, just ONE more, I promise. (Yes, it's old) Two young women were swimming nude in the ocean at a secluded French resort. One screams that she's drowning & dissappears beneath the waves. The other swims to shore, gets dressed & runs down the empty beach seeking help. Unfortunately, the poor girl drowns & washes up on shore. A French beachcomber happens upon the body, & thinking she's just asleep & sun bathing, tries to engage her in romantic conversation. When he's "ignored" he assumes she's playing hard to get & then proceeds to "have his way" with her. Just then the other girl approaches with a lifeguard. "Good God, Man"!! "What are you doing"? "Don't you know she's dead"? "Sacre Bleu"!!,exclaimed the Frenchman". "I thought she was just a typical American girl"!! Ron (at least I can remember 50 year old jokes).
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Good s**t happened. 69 was worth the wait.'92 stock semi-pristine ebony - 160K '96 Grand Caravan - 240K '01 Miata SE - 79K '07 Chrysler Pacifica - 60k - future money pit.
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01-13-2003, 08:12 PM
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If you find this funny...
Check out some songs by Stephen Lynch. He had his own Comedy Central special (maybe 2). Some songs you might enjoy are, "A Month Dead", "Kill A Kitten", "In Defence of a Peep Show", and my favorite, "Lullabye."
P.S. What's more disgusting then 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.
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