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Old 11-08-2005, 08:59 AM
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Time for some humor

Salary Theorem

Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people."

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time

Since:

Knowledge = Power
Time = Money
Knowledge = Work/Money.

Solving for Money, we get:

Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

Conclusion:

The less you know, the more you make.



PS: I'm paid very, very well!!!!
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Old 11-08-2005, 09:06 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LarryIII
...Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

Conclusion:

The less you know, the more you make.
Sorry Larry, but I'm going to have to prove your theorem wrong...

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Old 11-08-2005, 09:13 AM
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HAhahaha ... I love it!

And that is why i'm going into business after engineering... I get to forget everything and make more money
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Old 11-30-2005, 12:23 AM
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I was the only driver at the local transit office for 17 years with a college education! But i was too smart to pee away a 5 figure income for wearing out new vans, burning other peoples gas, listening to the radio, and talking to the passengers. Heck! if it broke down, I got paid till SOMEONE else called the tow, and dragged me in! It was fun for the first 15 years, but now it is getting old. I just transfered 'inside' and now tell everyone where to 'go'.!. (dispatch)
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hahaha, good one larry

I am also working now with little knowledge, pay is the same either I work or not
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