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O/T - Getting ahead
Got this from a co-worker and had to share it...
MORE than 100%? Simple Math... >From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: What makes up 100% in life? If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented to be the numerical equivalent of: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4 5 = 100% And... B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% Then look how far ass kissing will take you... A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that: While Hard work and knowledge will get you close, And, Attitude will get you there, Bull**** and Ass kissing will put you over the top.
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My 103%
This has been floating around the hotel for about a month now...
You'd be surprised to see how many people are giving 103% all the time!!!
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Re: O/T - Getting ahead
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Tends to be more asskissing at my job than bull****. Seems that's what must be done to get anywhere here. I'm keeping my nose clean.
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