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O/T - Xmas funny
A Christmas Cake recipe we all must try ...
> > > > > > > >Ingredients: > > > >1 cup of water > >1 tsp baking soda > >1 cup of sugar > >1 tsp salt > >1 cup of brown sugar > >Lemon juice > >4 Large eggs > >Assorted Nuts > >2-8 Bottles Stolychniya Vodka > >2 cups of dried fruit > > > >1) Sample the vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the vodka > >again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. > >2) Repeat step 1. > >3) Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy > >bowl. > >4) Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it's best to > >makesure the vodka is shtill OK. Try another cup .... jusht in cashe... > >5) Turn off the mixerer. > >6) Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. > >7) Pick fruit off floor. > >8) Mix on the turner. > >9) If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with > >asdrewscriver. > >10) Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity. > >11) Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. > >12) Check the vodka. > >13) Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. > >14) Add one table. > >15) Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. > >16) Greash the oven and piss in the fridge. > >17) Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. > >18) Don't forget to beat off the turner. > >19) Finally, throw the bowl through the window, and finish the vodka. > >20) Fall into bed. > > > >Cherry Mistmas!!!
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