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April 1 help needed!
So, the bestest of holidays is upon us once again, and I need some help from my friends in extracting a little vengeance upon my coworkers. I was gonna ask Nabisco OT, but I knew I was only going to get stuff like "Leave AIDS infected needles in their desk drawers", so I figured I'd ask some semi reasonable people for some assistance. Here's where I stand right now...
Basically, I want to screw with the 2 guys I work closest with, who have already tried to prank me this week. Basically, I'm responsible for all the expensive software for the company, and they got into the cabinet and stole it all. I've already kind of got them back for it, since I knew they had done it. Unknown to them, I got it back, re-hid it, then ragged on them for 2 days to give it back. All the while, they thought the other had re-hid it. It was quite amusing watching them each blame the other. Now, here's the current plans for next week. Me and one of the guys are going to stay late Thurs. and completely wall off the other guy's cube with old PC's. Simple, but effective. Any additional thoughts on this one would be welcomed, though. But that still leaves the guy I'm doing the old PC thing with. My original plan was to reset his password to something stupid, then get into his computer and reset his wallpaper to the Eric Estrada "Your a F**!" picture, and change his spellcheck to something weird. But I discovered today that I don't think I have the power to change his password, plus I want something a little more evil as well. The only rules on this is nothing that will get me fired. I'll also do my best to document everything.
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If you need to mess with someone's password-protected NT/XP/etc box, try http://home.eunet.no/~pnordahl/ntpasswd/
Use it sparingly
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Front to back, sorta: Claret 1992 Subaru SVX LS-L, JDM STi open front diff six speed, STi tranny mount, Kartboy shift bushings, WRX CD changer, rear R180, battery in trunk, Stebro exhaust. 2000 Specialized RockHopper A1 FS, converted to singlespeed 36:15. I like my cars with too many gears and my bikes with too few... |
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change their desktop icon names to "gay porn", "naked children", "animal sex", "Michael Jackson links", etc.
take a screen shot, set it as the back ground, move all icons to a folder, hide the toolbar (and drag it all the way down) and hilarity ensues.
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Instead of moving the icons just lock their system and drag the lock window off the screen.
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Can you get an official looking letter that says their taxes for the last 5 years will be audited next month?
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Just substitute a loud, obnoxious, self-executing sound file for sol.exe (windows solitaire.) The next time they start playing on the clock it will open and let everyone know what they're up to. I used a have one here somewhere called rabbit.exe that opened with "HEY EVERYONE!! I'M WATCHING PORNO OVER HERE!"
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Leave AIDS infected needles in their desk drawers
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i have a remote controlled fart noise maker that's great for meetings - double-sided tape it under a chair. remote works through walls, too.
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Alan 1987 928 S4 (Black) SOLD! 1997 SVX LSi (Ebony) SOLD! 2005 Legacy GT (Silver) [Cobb Stg 2+] SOLD! 1987 928 S4 (Black) SOLD! 2005 Forester XT Premium (Crystal Gray Metallic) SOLD! 2008 Lancer Evolution X MR (Apex Silver) [Cobb Stg 1+] 2015 Outlander Sport 2.4GT AWD (Mercury Gray) 2013 G37xS (Obsidian Black) |
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