Happy St. Patties...

[svxistentialist]

Originally Posted by SHISVX

got lucky...no calls just some drinking in public and acting stupid...i hate being sober when everyone else is drinking...but i was the DD and then i got to be on call all night

i am like 79% irish....i just wish i had the accent...tis hot

and the emergency button is 911

Kelli

79%!! That's almost Grade A Irish. Cool.

I have put your 911 number in my mobile in case of emergency.

[SubaruSVXCrazy]

Bump an old thread. Happy St. Patrick's Day.

[Wikedjuggalo]

Happy St.Patties day! I get a gift from UPS (Still waiting) my timing Belt kit with the new bearings yeah I can drive my car again tomorrow I hope

P.S all you older folks don't get too drunk, work tomorrow ~

[svxcess]

.

Polo owners get free drinks all day!!

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scot were sitting in a bar. The view
was fantastic, the beer excellent, and the food exceptional.

"Y'know" said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. Why in Glasgow
there's a little bar called McTavish's. Now the landlord there goes out of his way
for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks, he will buy the 5th drink for you."

"Well" said the Englishman, "At my localtavern, the Red Lion, the barman there
will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2."

"Ahhh that's nothin'" said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin there's
Ryan's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a
drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had
enough drinks they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All
on the house." The Englishman and Scotsman immediately pour scorn
on the Irishman's claims. But the Irishman swears every word is true.

"Well" said the Englishman, "Did this actually happen to you?"

"Not me myself, personally, no," said the Irishman. "But it did happen to me sister."



Two Irishmen were adrift in a life boat following a dramatic escape from
a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, one
of the men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie
would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the
castaways, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated
that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.

Without giving much thought to the matter the man blurted out, "Make the
entire ocean into beer!"

The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the
entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals.

Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of beer on
the hull broke the stillness as the men considered their circumstances.

One man looked disgustedly at the other whose wish had been granted.
After a long, tension filled moment, he spoke:

"Nice going idiot! Now we're going to have to piss in the boat!"

Erin Go Bragh-less!

.

[ensteele]

Pass the green brew!