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Pennsylvania's finest.......
My friend, a correctional officer from New Castle, PA, sent me these. I think PA_SVX might (or might not?) appreciate them along with the rest of us former (and current) Pennsylvanians.
1) An Erie, PA policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A twelve year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!) 2) A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Pittsburgh, PA . A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs. 3) A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Pennsylvania State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball". He replied, "Pennsylvania State Troopers don't have balls". There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.
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That third one had me rolling Di! LOL!!!
-Chike
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Thanks for the inclusion. Urban legends. Have seen them more then a few times. Last time it was reportably Kentucky.
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Yeah those are funny, but like PA said, have seen them as Minnesota State Patrol, CHiP, and a few others....
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Diana 1992 Liquid Silver LSL, >230K -- "Silver Bullet" // dimpled/slotted rotors, SS brakes lines, 5000K HID headlights // TRI-TONE paint |
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