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Old 03-02-2005, 06:08 AM
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Post The meaning of each car

AUDI : Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
BMW : Brings Me Women
FIAT : Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
FORD : Fast Only Rolling Downhill
SAAB : Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
SUBARU : Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
VOLVO : Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
PORSCHE : Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

just had it as email from my friend, i copy pasted it... after that i am going to his house with a gun (because he is a BMW owner, he is making fun of Subarus!!!)
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Old 03-02-2005, 06:32 AM
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I heard one for Pontiac, but I won't share that in mixed company
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Old 03-02-2005, 06:42 AM
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I heard one for Pontiac, but I won't share that in mixed company

???? come on !!
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Old 03-02-2005, 07:34 AM
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Agreed. We need to acronym for Pontiac. After all, most of us are -haters.
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Old 03-02-2005, 08:26 AM
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ACURA - Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
BUICK - Bought Understanding It Can't Kickbutt
CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
CITROEN - Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters (for you, Dayle )
DODGE - Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
FIAT - Fix It Again, Tony
FORD - Fireball On Rear Denting
FORD - Fag's Only Real Desire
HONDA - How Odd-No Damn Acceleration
JAGUAR - Jags Always Guarantee Unlimited Astronomical Repairs
JEEP - Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
MERCEDES - Money Envy Reliably Causes Every Derogatory Expletive to Surface
MITSUBISHI - May Involve Turbos, Suck Unless Boost Is Seriously High Inside
MOPAR - Mostly Old Parts And Rust
MUSTANG - Massively Ugly Sh*tpile That's Always No Good
OLDSMOBILE - Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
PONTIAC - Poor Old Nitwit Thinks It's A Cadillac
PORSCHE - Pity Only Rich Suckers Can Have 'Em
SATURN - Sorry About That Unexpected Recall Notice
TOYOTA - Transportation Of Young Or Tasteless Airheads

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Old 03-02-2005, 08:50 AM
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FORD - Found On Road Dead
JEEP - Just Empty Every Pocket
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Old 03-02-2005, 09:34 AM
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I can't believe no one has posted:

SAAB - Swedish Automobile, Always Broken
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Old 03-02-2005, 11:59 AM
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That's the first time I've seen an acronym for Subaru.
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Old 03-02-2005, 12:42 PM
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That's the first time I've seen an acronym for Subaru.
Me too. I never thought about making one for it either. How about...

Souped Up, Bad Ass Ride - Undisputed!

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Old 03-02-2005, 01:06 PM
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You all missed the best one of all!!!

KIA - Killed In Action
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Theirs got to be one for the Sion. Anyone?
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Souped Up, Bad Ass Ride - Undisputed!

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Old 03-02-2005, 07:27 PM
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Old 03-03-2005, 03:46 AM
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You all missed the best one of all!!!

KIA - Killed In Action
Awe, you beat me to it..............I was going to say...
KIA - Killed In Accident
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Old 03-03-2005, 06:10 AM
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Awe, you beat me to it..............I was going to say...
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