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Old 03-25-2008, 07:21 PM
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Card Wedding


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You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent
wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even
Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.




After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank
everyone for coming, many from
long distances, to support them
at their wedding.

He especiall y wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank
his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation
he said he wanted to give everyone
a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to
everyone, and asked them to
open their envelope.





Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious
of them weeks earlier and had
hired a private detective to tail
them.
for a couple of minutes, he
turned to the best man and
said, 'F---you!' Then he turned
to his bride and said, 'F--- you!'

Then he turned to the
dumbfounded crowd and said,
'I'm outta here.'

He had the marriage annulled
first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding
immediately after finding out
about the affair, this
guy goes through with the
charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a
300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
bride's and best man's reputations
in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of
church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless'
commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception
for 300 family members and
friends: $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the
Occasion: $3,000

Deluxe two-week
honeymoon accommodations
in Maui : $8,500.

The look on everyone's face
when they see the 8x10 glossy
of the bride humping the best
man: Priceless.

There are some things money
can't buy, for everything else
there's MASTERCARD



A Mastercard Wedding




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of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of Jalapenos--what you
do today, might burn your ass tomorrow......'
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Old 03-25-2008, 07:37 PM
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He got his later when he got some "tainted" food at the Olive Garden!
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Old 03-25-2008, 07:49 PM
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Ive always wondered why they called him the "best man" Better than being married for a while THEN finding out-like myself(and she got the SVX)"quietly kicking myself"
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He got his later when he got some "tainted" food at the Olive Garden!



http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bothered.asp



did you hear about the man who died in his sleep, poisoned by his own farts? true story - i heard it on the internets.
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Old 03-26-2008, 07:07 AM
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SVX92-97, why do you keep posting junk emails on the SVX forums? Are you the sort of person who believes these stories and feels the need to pass them on, or are you just trolling? Do you sell v1agr.a too?
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Old 03-26-2008, 08:38 AM
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Old 03-26-2008, 11:16 AM
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B3lha, are you the sort of person who has to comment on everything they see or read. Seems you read everything but my number of posts. If you need V1agra, id be glad to hook you up with a supplier in your area. Read on if you must
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Old 03-26-2008, 11:57 AM
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B3lha, are you the sort of person who has to comment on everything they see or read. Seems you read everything but my number of posts. If you need V1agra, id be glad to hook you up with a supplier in your area. Read on if you must
You have to understand... if its new to you on the intarweb, its 70 bagillion years old for the rest of us.

In fact, you would be hard pressed to find something new.
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Old 03-26-2008, 12:40 PM
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If its new to me, than that should tell ya that I dont go surfing for junk. Ive been surfing since the Millenium
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Old 03-26-2008, 12:48 PM
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B3lha, are you the sort of person who has to comment on everything they see or read. Seems you read everything but my number of posts. If you need V1agra, id be glad to hook you up with a supplier in your area. Read on if you must
I was just curious.

I figured you would know a v1agr4 supplier.
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Old 03-31-2008, 07:04 PM
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Old 04-04-2008, 03:15 AM
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Eh, i'm sure not everyone has seen it, some don't get out as much as others. True or not, it's still a pretty good read first time through it.
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