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Old 09-04-2001, 10:36 AM
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Why does an elephant have four feet?
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My cat's breath smells like cat food.
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My cats' breath smells like dog food.
My dog's breath smells like cat poop
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My cats' breath smells like dog food.
My dog's breath smells like cat poop
My dog's breath smells like cat!
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My dog's breath smells like cat!
So does my dogs' breath, when they catch one trying to cross the back yard. (Or possum, or racoon, or ground hog, or skunk, or whatever.)
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My dog's breath smells like cat!
My breath smells like uhhh....Morgan Fairchild - Yeah, that's the ticket!
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this is fun
Give the man a cigar. Maybe Randy will let you have his.
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<No cigar jokes guys!>

Yeah, old Clinton caused everone to get burned out with cigar jokes after he made an ash of himself.... Don

(the preceeding was an unpaid political announcement. Names have not been changed to protect anyone)
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<No cigar jokes guys!>

Yeah, old Clinton caused everone to get burned out with cigar jokes after he made an ash of himself.... Don

(the preceeding was an unpaid political announcement. Names have not been changed to protect anyone)
I guess we could call this particular set of posts "Get along little stogie"?
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What do you call a multi-colored T-shirt manufactured in Asia?
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Re: Yet another
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What do you call a multi-colored T-shirt manufactured in Asia?
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