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#46
06-17-2003, 03:12 PM
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Okay, I sat down and did my best to translate this auction, at least in the way I think it is intended. Now as a public service, here's what I came up with. Your results may vary.
 Get your fat SVX ride hooked up with this special kit combo@!! Buy this kit to make your SVX look nice. WATCH OUT RX7 HERE COMES SVX!!! The addition of this kit will give your SVX the extra power needed to compete with RX7's. KICK IT INTO GEAR AND HERE THE 3.6 l ROAR!!! Step on the gas and you will hear the 3.6 liter roar, alledgedly it will be louder because of the new vents' intake enhancements (not sure how you get an extra .3 liters though). RAW FURY DOG!! Raw fury, dog! (Unbridled horsepower, dude) tHIS KIT DOES INCLUDE THE COMBO PACK WITH THE VENT set for hood scoops sides and rear. This kit includes a set of vents to be used as hood scoops and vents for the panels in front of each tire. so easy to instal yourself with just the tools and not long before you are on the street with that much better sweet machine. Easy to install with tools and in a short amount of time you will have a nicer car on the road. jUST CUT OUT THE PARTS OF THE CAR FOR THE PARTS IN THE KIT TO GO IN AND YOU WILL THEN PUT IN THE VENTS. Just cut holes in your car where the new vents go and put them there. CUT WITH TORCH OR METAL SAW, CAREFUL ON THE PLASTIC PART USE A SAW ONLY TO BE SAFE. Do the cuts with a torch or "metal saw" but be careful on the plastic bumpers of the SVX, you should probably only use a saw there so you don't melt something (Oh yeah, then everything will be just fine, there isn't any risk of destroying your car in any of this). Inserts right in and use glue taht is included with the kit. The vents insert in the holes easy provided you cut them right and can be secured with an adhesive that is included. Made in the USA.Most likely in someone's kitchen using cardboard and baling wire. See picture for finished SVX the wheels are not included but you can paint them with the pattern yourself. Look at the picture to see a poorly done Photoshop rendering of what I dream this kit should be. I made the wheels look so awesome with red speckles and you can acheive the same look yourself with spray paint. Front grill is just paint. The picture also shows my front grille as being modified, but it is just painted black. That is, if it is not just painted black in Photoshop. All other parts not stock are in kit. Everything else (other than the above mentioned wheels and grille) in the picture that is not stock to the SVX is included in the kit (so why are the mirrors suddenly extra?). NEW IMPROVE!!!! Now I've thought up another dorky add on so I will edit my auction to try to sell it. NOW WITH THE EXTRA PART YOU CAN SEE THE SIDE MIRROR FOR $79.999 TO THE EXTRA!!!!! As you can see in the picture, the side mirror is special and you can own one for $79.99. dont pass this deal now dog!!!! With the additional bonus of being able to purchase this custom mirror for a low add-on price, you would be a fool to pass up this deal! Beemer?? BMW Not even, wassssup see ya in my rear vue posser!!!" The SVX is not a BMW, but the BMW drivers are posers and will only be seen in the SVX's rear view mirror.
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Troy 1992 SVX LSL "Serenity" 250,000 miles! I don't care, I'm still free, You can't take the sky from me... 
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#47
06-17-2003, 07:08 PM
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Troy - you have WAY TOO MUCH TIME on your hands!
 Small Dead Rat - this doesn't mean anything, it just sounds like I'm hooked up!
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. Earl .... ... .... ><SVX(*> Subaru Ambassador [COLOR=”silver”]1992 Tri Color L[/COLOR] ~45K (06/91) #2430 1992 Dark Teal LS-L ~184K (05/91) #0739 1992 Claret LS-L ~196K (05/91) #0831 1992 Pearl LS-L ~103K (06/91) #1680 1992 Pearl LS-L ~151K (06/91) #2229 1992 Dark Teal LS ~150K (07/91) #3098 (parts car) 1992 White LS-L ~139K (08/92) #6913 1993 25th AE ~98K (02/93) #164 1993 25th AE ~58K (02/93) #176 1993 25th AE ~107K (02/93) #215 1993 25th AE ~162K (02/93) #223 1994 Laguna Blue Pearl LSi ~124K (1/94) #2408 1994 Laguna Blue Pearl LSi ~144K (10/93) #1484 1994 Laguna Blue Pearl LSi ~68K (10/93) #1525 1994 Barcelona Red LSi ~46K (02/94) #2624 1994 Pearl LSi ~41K (12/93) #1961 1995 Bordeaux Pearl LSi ~70K (02/95) #855 1996 Polo Green LSi ~95K (03/96) #872 1997 Bordeaux Pearl LSi ~55K (08/96) #097 2003 Brilliant Red LS1 Convertible ~29K (04/03) #8951 1999 Magnetic Red LS1 Coupe ~33K (04/99) #6420 My Email | Old Locker | New Locker | Picture of 15 of the 19
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#48
06-18-2003, 03:14 PM
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Look at all the bids coming in for this item!!
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#49
06-18-2003, 09:03 PM
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LMAO troy.. a man after my own heart...
cardboard and bailing wire *sniff* wooo heheh *sniff* hoo boy heh good job -adam
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#50
06-18-2003, 10:00 PM
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Another Question Emailed to the Seller...
So I emailed the seller another question...(I am waiting for a response...)
Q: Y0 Sella! Wat if I ad these hooked up scoops to my RX7? Will you see a SVX in the rearview mirror den? Yo! Can you reduce the shipment to $3 bones? Are dez paint on type scoops? I be defately interested in everything you sale! My worry is safety when I go faster wit dem scoops?? Second, Are them high way safe? Will you take $46.00 for da mirrors? Thanx dog!
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#51
06-19-2003, 09:00 AM
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Re: Another Question Emailed to the Seller...
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John... Nice try...LOL he just might bite!! Please post his reply as I almost sent something along those lines...
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"uncamitzi" This is a Dark Ride 92 Teal SVX LS-L 128K tranny swap with 4.11's Well.. my days of not taking you seriously have certainly come to a middle .
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#52
06-19-2003, 10:10 AM
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His Reply this morning!!!!...
Here' his reply to my question:
A:SUP DOG!!! YOU SOUND GOOD LIKE YOU BEEN AROUND SO I CAN LAY IT STRATE!!! DO YOU HAVE RX7?? 1G 3G 2G? I DEZINED THIS SCOOPS KIT FOR MY SVX AND NOW OFFER FOR SALE IN MY SHOP!!! FOR SVX IT IS OPTIMUL AIRFLOWIN DEZINED JUST FOR THIS PURPOSE BUT YOU MIGHT COULD PUT ON RX7 WITH RESULTS!! YO CAR YO CALL DOG!!! THEY WOOD FIT FOR SHOR CUZ YO JUST CUT OUT HOLES IN CAR AND INSERTS THEM IN BUT RESUTLS FOR AIRFLOWIN NOT TESTED!! YO CALL DOG!!! pricin shippin??? sorry cant reduce for yo as much as i wood like 2. cast a lot to run a biz yo an gota make my way!! shippin is akshul no profit from that price killer deal yo!!! sam wit mirors its gotta be $80 a pop yo deal for yo today $150 for pair that is 2 mirror!!! Maybe yo wach for a killer deal tho on the miror. shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh peece out dog!!!! jordan 23 rulz!!!!! Troy, Can you translate this one??  I'm laughing sooooo damn hard!!! On the floor!!!! Last edited by JLittell; 06-19-2003 at 10:14 AM.
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#53
06-19-2003, 10:23 AM
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Oh my. I can't translate that right now, I too am laughing so damn hard.
I seriously think I need to go outside to let it all out I'm having trouble breathing from trying to hold it in here at the office. I'll be back....
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Troy 1992 SVX LSL "Serenity" 250,000 miles! I don't care, I'm still free, You can't take the sky from me...
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#54
06-19-2003, 10:31 AM
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You hear that?? "I've been around!!!" Yeah boy!!!.....
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#55
06-19-2003, 10:40 AM
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Quote:
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Troy 1992 SVX LSL "Serenity" 250,000 miles! I don't care, I'm still free, You can't take the sky from me...
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#57
11-01-2004, 07:17 PM
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"hooked up"
Hey y'all, we just hooked up the wagons! He got it hooked up wit da 18k goose back side of ta 550 After she got knocked up her dad showed me his shotgun collection, so I got hooked up with her forever 
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.Karl. Southwest members, click here to check in!CA,NV,AZ,UT,NM,OR,CO Wanted...your busted SVX! Watch out Earl, I'm comin to getchya  Return of the Pissed Platypus! X2 My dream (other than a pearlie) 1.8 SVXi and a laguna blue spoiler...somewhere I decided to quit drinking, but I didn't like it so I quit not drinking.
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#59
11-01-2004, 08:08 PM
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This is by far and away the funniest thing I have ever seen on this site. You guys crack me up.
Keep it cummin dawg............ Rob Missoula MT
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