top 5 things you learned in college

subi-crosser · #1 12-20-2005, 01:20 AM

I will save my thoughts till I see what other people post,

I will give you my FIRST item.... TENURE IS A VERY BAD THING!!

SilverSpear · #2 12-20-2005, 02:47 AM

No you go first

Landshark · #3 12-20-2005, 09:15 AM

1. the human stomach can only hold a finite amount of beer - this theory was tested often.

2. Ramen noodles and crackers can sustain life for weeks at a time.

3. Sega Genesis (yeah i'm old) and studying do not mix.

4. empty 1/2 kegs, when thrown, cause a fair amount of damage.

5. large charged capacitors can generate teh funnAy.

n00b on demand · #4 12-20-2005, 09:52 AM

1. Do not drink beer before the hard stuff
2. Yes ramen noodles can be life saving
3. Live for the nights that you will never remember
4. Always have a list of excuses ready for when your late with papers
5. Never use the same excuse more than once

And yes I now know how to count to five

SVXer95 · #5 12-20-2005, 09:56 AM

1. How to bong a forty in under 10 seconds

2. A box of wine can easily be split by two people in 20 minutes

3. Do not put everclear in whiskey sours (eversour)

4. Don't study sober

5. Drinking a case before a test will yield a better grade

#6 12-20-2005, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by SVXer95

2. A box of wine can easily be split by two people in 20 minutes

box of wine = worst hangover evar

drivemusicnow · #7 12-22-2005, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by SVXer95

1. How to bong a forty in under 10 seconds

2. A box of wine can easily be split by two people in 20 minutes

3. Do not put everclear in whiskey sours (eversour)

4. Don't study sober

5. Drinking a case before a test will yield a better grade

... I really don't think I remember you saying anything about "easily" the next day Collin.

Hocrest · #8 12-20-2005, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by POWER on demand

1. Do not drink beer before the hard stuff
2. Yes ramen noodles can be life saving
3. Live for the nights that you will never remember

... and hopefully before you're done, you'l learn how to count to FIVE!?!?!?!

Landshark · #9 12-20-2005, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Hocrest

... and hopefully before you're done, you'l learn how to count to FIVE!?!?!?!

n00bs.

Community College?

subi-crosser · #10 12-21-2005, 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by SilverSpear

No you go first

Second item....

The more degrees a Prof. has means Less experience in actual LIFE!
I.E., A Temple graduate that couldn't pour PEE out of a boot, if the instructions were written on the heel!

Item three, The guys in 'Forestry' throw the best party!!

subi-crosser · #11 12-21-2005, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by subi-crosser

Second item....

The more degrees a Prof. has means Less experience in actual LIFE!
I.E., A Temple graduate that couldn't pour PEE out of a boot, if the instructions were written on the heel!

Item three, The guys in 'Forestry' throw the best party!!

Item four; You will not use ANYTHING you learned there for years, unless you start your own business. and by then most of it will be 'obsolete'!!

NikFu S. · #12 01-23-2006, 11:21 PM

-Do not under any circumstance install Norton anything, anywhere.

-I can in fact, eat a 3 Musketeers in under a minute if the teacher so wishes.

-Even if I know A+ and read the entire book before coming to school, falling asleep in class is punishable by suspension for one day.

-AM classes > PM classes.

-Just because people think it's cool that your car is dropped, fixing your pneumatic XT6 suspension is imperitive as replacing multiple CV axles will cost nearly as much.

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There is plenty more but this is the order they came to me.

Landshark · #13 01-24-2006, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by NikFu S.

-Even if I know A+ and read the entire book before coming to school, falling asleep in class is punishable by suspension for one day.

i fell asleep in class one time, and the professor told me to leave. i told him i was paying a lot of money to use that desk, and i'll sleep if i want to.

subeman90 · #14 01-30-2006, 07:59 PM

1. parties at main campus (Pitt) are so much better then the branch campus.

2. just because you have a full pack of cigs doesn't mean it is a good idea to attempt to smoke 10 of them at the same time (true story...my lungs still hurt)...give me a break...I was drunk

3. In colder climates (NW PA) the trunk of a subaru is an awesome beer storage facility.

4. they are always ugly in the morning...

5. Jewish girls are awesome "lovers" WOW!!!!!

Bonus: always lock the door in the dorm before "getting busy"...you never know when someone wants to make an a$$ out of you while you are doing it.

Ahhhh to the good old days....

Matt