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View Poll Results: Built for power and speed, grace and style, and destroying physics.
Chuck Norris wins 7 58.33%
Neon SRT-4 wins 1 8.33%
ZoMg PaRaDoX ~~~~~ 1 8.33%
stfu / Regulon pwns / Ahnold loses 3 25.00%
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Old 02-16-2006, 09:19 PM
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Who wins?

Chuck Norris



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Neon SRT-4


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Here's how it happenend: o_o
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HHHnOlDDDD says:
manz do you have some corroded brain gaskets ?
REGULON don't play dat. says:
no but man i really gotta wash my hair
REGULON don't play dat. says:
chuck norris doesnt have to wash his hair because his roundhouse kicks are so powerful all his dandruff gets blown away in the ensuing tornadoes
AHHHnOlDDDD says:
haa wtf
AHHHnOlDDDD says:
fjc
REGULON don't play dat. says:
i rememerb one time chuck norris killed all the dinosaurs
AHHHnOlDDDD says:
I remember when he roundhoused so hard he created a rip in the space/time continuum and caused a collapsing start to explode and set off a serious of chain reactions, or known as Chucks Big Bang.
REGULON don't play dat. says:
sounds like SRT4 territory guy
REGULON don't play dat. says:
hosnap
REGULON don't play dat. says:
im gonna make a thread
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Don't worry. My buddy and I have a kind of traditional language we use. Lots of inside jokes you wouldn't understand.

Unless the future you are talking about is an alternate one where Chuck Norris and the SRT4 combine forces.

Only he with his god-like roundhouse could take an STR4 to wot, but noone has tried it because mathematics isn't advanced enough to reveal the theory.

Apparently the factory made a computer model of the SRT4 at wot, but the program would always become unstable and crash the entire network as the originating hard drive imploded.

Simularly, the Chuck Norris model would cause monitors to explode, so data collection of his roundhouse kick is very difficult.
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Pfft...Chuck norris created god so He would have something to do on sunday
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Pfft...Chuck norris created god so He would have something to do on sunday
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Yeah but does it lose in a race? That's what I'm wondering. What's Chuck's 0-60?
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