Kit for bird droppings

[David Cohen]

The Grumpy Girl "Auto Bird Turd Emergency Kit," reviewed in the New York Times, contains, in a heat-resistant plastic case:

• a water spray bottle and windshield cleaner (to loosen and clean),
• shop towels (to wipe up the mess),
• plastic ziploc bags (to store trash until it can be properly disposed of),
• auto cleaner wax (to better clean and protect the attacked area),
• microfiber sponge & towel (to apply the wax), and
• antibacterial hand wipes (to restore that clean, fresh feeling to your hands).

The kit costs about $30, or you could assemble those contents yourself to make your own kit. I haven't tried the kit myself, but I thought the combination of humor and practicality made it worth a mention.

[DarknessofDeath]

sounds like the thing to get

[SVeXy96]

That was great!

[ensteele]

I thought it would contain a 12 ga shoot gun.

[NikFu S.]

Originally Posted by ensteele

I thought it would contain a 12 ga shoot gun.

I was thinking along the same lines.