Smile A While

[lhopp77]

I posted this in the Political thread, but since many do not read that I decided to put it here to since it is a bit humorous.

Subject: The Burglar

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around,
looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his
sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus
is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a while, he shook his head, promised
himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked his flashlight
on and began searching for more valuables.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear
as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the
source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight
beam came to rest on a parrot.

"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.

"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, I'm Moses and I'm just
trying to warn you"!
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world, Are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people
Would name a bird Moses?"
"The kind of people who named their Rottweiler "Jesus"

Enjoy the rest of your day

Lee

[immortal_suby]

Originally Posted by lhopp77

"The kind of people who named their Rottweiler "Jesus"

Enjoy the rest of your day

Lee

Bwahahahha! that was a good one

[bwb3]

Florida Alligator Warning

The Florida Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen, golfers and tourist in general to take extra precautions and keep alert for alligators while in : Alachua, Marion, Lake, Collier, Lee, Seminole, Osceola, Polk, Brevard, Putnam and Orange counties.

They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on their shoes or clothing to alert but not startle the alligators unexpectedly.They also advise the carrying of pepper spray in case of an encounter with an alligator.

It is also a good idea to watch for fresh signs of alligator activity. People should learn to recognize the difference between small young alligator and large adult alligator droppings. Young alligator droppings are smaller and contain fish bones and possibly bird feathers. Adult alligator droppings have little bells in them and smell like pepper spray.

[SubaSteevo]

Originally Posted by bwb3

Florida Alligator Warning

The Florida Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen, golfers and tourist in general to take extra precautions and keep alert for alligators while in : Alachua, Marion, Lake, Collier, Lee, Seminole, Osceola, Polk, Brevard, Putnam and Orange counties.

They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on their shoes or clothing to alert but not startle the alligators unexpectedly.They also advise the carrying of pepper spray in case of an encounter with an alligator.

It is also a good idea to watch for fresh signs of alligator activity. People should learn to recognize the difference between small young alligator and large adult alligator droppings. Young alligator droppings are smaller and contain fish bones and possibly bird feathers. Adult alligator droppings have little bells in them and smell like pepper spray.

HAHAHA!