I hate snow

Never did I expect to hear those words out of my mouth. But 36 hours ago it began and in that time I have spent about ten hours digging my car out. I have been stuck four times in four inches of snow. The third time I broke my alt belt. I made it to my girlfriends street before it died-but not before I got it stuck again. So there it sits the new belt is on but the "wheels that grip" aren't spinning and if the shovel doesn't work I'm Going to use explosives. I love my car, but it is possessed and the priest is snowed in. Blowing it up just seems like the most satisfying option.
Who wants to watch hahahahahahahaa!
Insanity is approaching and so is frostbite