Thread for posting useless $#!t

[SoCal LS-L]

This is an actual craigslist ad in the "Jobs" section for my city, posted today.


I have a functioning time machine (i know it sounds unbelievable, but I assure you it works) that I need a 2nd person to operate with me.
I'm looking for someone who is adventurous and reliable. Preferable a male; or a female that can do heavy lifting.
I am leaving on January 5th, 2011, in the morning and plan to return January 10th, 2011. I am going to June 1989 to handle some business.
If you are serious about time travel and are reliable, then please contact me. You do not have to pay anything, but you would have to provide someone to watch my cat for the time we are gone. The only qualifications needed are that you are reliable and that the circumference of your head is no more than 64cm.

We will be leaving from Reno, NV. Let me know if you want to go with me.
Danielle Young
1(775)443-0474

[subeman90]

I'd so sign up to help her out if I was in the Reno area

[SoCal LS-L]

Originally Posted by subeman90

I'd so sign up to help her out if I was in the Reno area

I wonder whats going on in June of '89 ?? Maybe murdering an old exboyfriend from high school? Should be an interesting trip for the lucky guy

[NikFu S.]

Originally Posted by SoCal LS-L

This is an actual craigslist ad in the "Jobs" section for my city, posted today.


I have a functioning time machine (i know it sounds unbelievable, but I assure you it works) that I need a 2nd person to operate with me.
I'm looking for someone who is adventurous and reliable. Preferable a male; or a female that can do heavy lifting.
I am leaving on January 5th, 2011, in the morning and plan to return January 10th, 2011. I am going to June 1989 to handle some business.
If you are serious about time travel and are reliable, then please contact me. You do not have to pay anything, but you would have to provide someone to watch my cat for the time we are gone. The only qualifications needed are that you are reliable and that the circumference of your head is no more than 64cm.

We will be leaving from Reno, NV. Let me know if you want to go with me.
Danielle Young
1(775)443-0474

Take it to the limit.

[Cam]

Originally Posted by SoCal LS-L

The only qualifications needed are that you are reliable and that the circumference of your head is no more than 64cm.

HAHAHAHAHAHA. What a crazy old cook. Do you think its one of those machines you hold between your legs, put a helmet on, and shock the crud out of your walnuts?

[1986nate]

Originally Posted by shelfy

saw loaded weapon 1 on vhs at the thrift store for $1 and was told i couldn't buy it.

I have it on a split DVD with some other 80's movie... I saw it at Best Buy when I had a gift card and had to have it. That was before the SVX though, I just wanted it for the fact that the movie is stupidly funny. I could probably rip it and burn it for you if you like Or anyone else for that matter...

[NikFu S.]

The auto belt SVX has a mechanism that prevents it from strangling the driver in the event the shoulder belt doesn't slack up. Ask me how I know.

[Hocrest]

Originally Posted by SoCal LS-L

This is an actual craigslist ad in the "Jobs" section for my city, posted today.


I have a functioning time machine (i know it sounds unbelievable, but I assure you it works) that I need a 2nd person to operate with me.
I'm looking for someone who is adventurous and reliable. Preferable a male; or a female that can do heavy lifting.
I am leaving on January 5th, 2011, in the morning and plan to return January 10th, 2011. I am going to June 1989 to handle some business.
If you are serious about time travel and are reliable, then please contact me. You do not have to pay anything, but you would have to provide someone to watch my cat for the time we are gone. The only qualifications needed are that you are reliable and that the circumference of your head is no more than 64cm.

We will be leaving from Reno, NV. Let me know if you want to go with me.
Danielle Young
1(775)443-0474

What an idiot. If you're time traveling, why not just return at the same time that you leave and eliminate the need to have a cat sitter??

[Cam]

Originally Posted by Hocrest

What an idiot. If you're time traveling, why not just return at the same time that you leave and eliminate the need to have a cat sitter??

Maybe he did not want to take a chance with his cat suffering in some deranged parrallel universe.

[Alycone]

Lol - Ive been doing a lot of petsitting lately, but this guy sounds even nuttier that the wackos that I usually work for. I guess his departure date is today, hope he has a good trip.


My tonsils are gone yay yay yay yay yay.

[shelfy]

joe is catching up in postcount. yIkes!

[subeman90]

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[shelfy]

Originally Posted by subeman90

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it will. and i cannot allow that!

[K_Dub]

What on earth is this thing, and where do I get one?



Honda V4 Motorcycle engine and a 90:1 low range. I want.

[K_Dub]

My mom sent me this in the mail (the bandanna, not the dog). She said they were giving them out at the dealership or something. I just had to share.





Coolest. Dog. Ever.