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Old 08-20-2007, 06:22 PM
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today's rants: some female drivers...

First, I would like to say that I'm not targetting women drivers and such. Tis only coincidence that today three drivers that earned this rant were in fact women.

I do forsee that one day in the near future I will be arrested for assault and battery on ovaries.

Driver #1 - African-American woman in a newer model black Mercedes decides to ignore the glaring red stoplight and make a hasty left turn while the 'catwalk' was littered with people crossing (me being one of them). It's a shame that I have retarded lugie reflexes or she would have been awarded the Noir's slimy lugie in the face since her passenger window was open followed by a Ovary Punch after she got out of the car to question my motives for slime-ing her face.**Note - In GA it's a moving violation NOT to stop for people in catwalks.

Driver #2 - In the Teacher/Faculty/Guest parking facility I was happily moving along in the SVX following the ONE-WAY arrows and signs out of the deck when some stupid blonde Caucasian broad in a silver Nissan Altima decides that some slut fairy must have switched the ONE-WAY signs and painted directional arrows in jest due to the probable possibility that it might be April Fool's Day. She came about a foot and a half from hitting my beloved SVX. She then had the nerve to sit there and NOT get out of the way expecting me to move my car. Needless to say we were at a deadlock until she backed the eff out of the one vehicle thoroughfare. She would have suffered massive pummels to the ovaries if she hit my 'X' followed by me going to jail.

Driver #3 - After encountering Driver #2 on the way out of the parking deck, I decided to fill up on gas (1/4 tank left) so that I wouldn't have to find some place in the morning traffic. I pull into the Quiktrip near my home and find a good pump to 'fill her up'. Anyway, I'm standing there waiting and I see some Caucasian woman in a SUV pulling up to the 'Entrance Only' outlet for the gas station. This outlet was designed to allow cars in because it is literally a few feet from the traffic intersection. Someone was coming in and she decided to go out. The huge DO NOT ENTER sign obviously was written in some language other than Engrish and the giant yellow arrow pointing the opposite way on black tarmac must be for decoration only. So nice of the gas station to put up such colorful accents for their customers to appreciate right? Since I wasn't directly involved in this incident, I'm going to have to let it slide, but I do believe the other driver should have given her the 2x ovaries punch.

/rant off.

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Old 08-20-2007, 10:44 PM
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you seem angry. you should ride yore sk8board more often.

you should also get some Hella Supertones.

i had some retard pull out on me as i was coming down the road. i stopped. he stopped, still blocking the road. i layed on the Hellas for what seemed like an entire minute until his synapses started firing again and he put the car in reverse, and got out of my way, so i could continue on.
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Old 08-20-2007, 10:51 PM
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Old 08-20-2007, 10:55 PM
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hmm..hella supertones...can they fit in my backpack?

either that or a really loud airhorn
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Old 08-20-2007, 10:56 PM
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Old 08-21-2007, 05:16 AM
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I can see your concern. For some time now i've been seriously considering purchasing an air horn for my vehicle, as well as building a megaphone in, just for those "get the hell out of my way" moments. Fortuantly they're all over the internet. THe loudest air horn i've been able to find thus far is 139db. While i'm not sure that'll be loud enough, it is certainly a step up from the stock failing/falling apart horn on my current car. The megaphone wired into the car is excelent, as there's a location that people constantly make illegal turns distroying traffic patterns and creating major back-up's around where i live.

http://www.speeding.co.uk/acatalog/Horns.html

I'm thinking Stebel Nautilus Twin Tone ULTRA COMPACT Air Horn and Move It ! Microphone Amp & Speaker combo to take care of my road problems.
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Old 08-21-2007, 07:36 AM
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Driver #4?
http://videoblazer.net/videoblazer/i...ctlink&id=1766
What man would do this to his wife/girl?
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Old 08-21-2007, 08:43 AM
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THe loudest air horn i've been able to find thus far is 139db.
oh noes.

i, or someone else, may have posted this before, but its always good for a laugh:
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http://www.hornblasters.com/video.php?pic=42

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Old 08-21-2007, 08:49 AM
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Are air horns illegal in some states? I seriously need a set on my SVX...

Then I could harass Noir.


Funny air horn video
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Old 08-21-2007, 08:53 AM
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Quote:
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oh noes.

i, or someone else, may have posted this before, but its always good for a laugh:
***NWS (language)***
http://www.hornblasters.com/video.php?pic=42

Awesome!! That will get these crazy Frederick drivers out of my way. Besides I would love to scare the little emo kids at the coffee house.
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Old 08-21-2007, 09:42 AM
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Then I could harass Noir.

Is that one word or two?

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Old 08-21-2007, 10:05 AM
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Happy Birthday Noir

I just installed a freeway blaster horn on my pickup that I got from advance for $15 bucks, And it does the job nicely considering I only have 1 so far. Within a week or 2 I'll have low and high tone freeway blasters on it.
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Old 08-21-2007, 03:54 PM
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Driver #4?
http://videoblazer.net/videoblazer/i...ctlink&id=1766
What man would do this to his wife/girl?

That has to be one of the saddest video's I have seen in a while. ... poor car.
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Old 08-21-2007, 07:08 PM
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Quote:
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oh noes.

i, or someone else, may have posted this before, but its always good for a laugh:
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http://www.hornblasters.com/video.php?pic=42

WANT.
But what's with those people, act like they never heard a train before.
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Old 08-21-2007, 07:20 PM
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The SVX has two horn buttons. It would be neat to rig it so one button opperates the stock horn for a nice little "Hey look, another SVX!" beep, and the other gives a nice blast for stupid people.
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