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Old 12-15-2008, 04:20 PM
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Awesome Craigslist Ad

This is sofugginhilarious

Must be Nikfus car

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Old 12-15-2008, 04:29 PM
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This is sofugginhilarious

Must be Nikfus car

Tom
Totally sounds like Nikfus to me
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Old 12-15-2008, 04:53 PM
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Re: Awesome Craigslist Ad

That has got to be one of the funniest things I have read in a long, long time! Nice find.. lol
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Old 12-15-2008, 05:01 PM
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Re: Awesome Craigslist Ad

i do need something to run from the taliban in
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Old 12-15-2008, 05:33 PM
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Old 12-15-2008, 09:04 PM
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Re: Awesome Craigslist Ad

love it, printed it out to take to work!
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Old 12-16-2008, 03:20 AM
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Re: Awesome Craigslist Ad

Great Tom!

Reading between the lines you can tell he actually bought this car for his missus to drop the kids off to school.

Their school is in a pretty tough neighbourhood, no doubt.



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Old 12-16-2008, 07:32 AM
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Re: Awesome Craigslist Ad

People who usually talk a lot about Manlyhood, have problems their own in the same thing...
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Old 12-16-2008, 05:00 PM
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Old 12-16-2008, 05:45 PM
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Re: Awesome Craigslist Ad

Seen that one around a bit on the other forums as well. People keep trying to flag it, yet it keeps coming back. One of my favorite adds ever.
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Old 12-17-2008, 04:17 AM
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lol nice truck nice pant
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Old 12-17-2008, 02:33 PM
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Re: Awesome Craigslist Ad

Someone grab a chain, I wanna play tug-of-war with this guy, his manly Xtera and my sissy arse Duramax
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Old 12-17-2008, 03:04 PM
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Let me tell you something, Cheif, no Nissan XTerra can make the grade in my book. I don't care if it is Army olive "think-its-an-M1Abrams" green.
You see those mountains? Those mountains are what separates XTerras from my neighborhood. Do you see my neighborhood? No. That's because it's on the wrong muthafunkin side. This wannaSUBe likes to play in grass so it doesn't scratch it's Nancy Pelosi paint job.
I don't even know who Nancy Pelosi is, but I'm sure this vehicle is something she would drive, because it looks like a real nancy machine. This fancy hippo on wheels is a real nancy attractor.
Speaking of a tractor, you ever driven a Caterpillar to work? I bet you haven't, because where would you put your grande latte? This thing doesn't have cup holders. This thing doesn't have a heater. Matter of fact this thing doesn't have an external enclosure so the only thing between you and the extreme Arctic winter is a 15 year old Columbia jacket and a slathering of pure manlyness, sewn in as a liner using your own bear-like body hair.

Doors and windows? Get that **** out of here. The only protection we need is a beefy roll cage to keep us from denting the pavement as we pull sweet high G maneuvers in bulldozers and scrapers and ****, I dunno.
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Old 12-17-2008, 04:20 PM
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Old 12-18-2008, 02:43 PM
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Omg, it's been a day or so since I showed this to a friend at work.. It wasn't too long till someone printed it out and passed it around. Eventually it got around to everyone and that I'm the one who found out about it in my office and management confronted me about it.

I thought for sure I was in trouble cause I shouldn't be browsing anything that's not "work related." When they confronted me, they were hysterical!!! Thought it was one of the funniest things in ages! Close call..
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Mods: ECU bead crush, 15 min mod, 20 min mod, drilled/slotted rotors & Axxis ceramic brakes, SS lines, 17" Evoke F1 wheels, XS-HF137 Sony Xplod speakers, 6000k HID's (lows & fogs), resistor mod, 1½" Sleek Spoiler mod, custom exhaust by svxfiles, '02 WRX aluminum racing radiator by svxfiles, Summit Racing 400# x 300# springs w/ Koni's by svxfiles, ClassGlass fiberglass hood /w scoop, Nevin's rear sway bar, '97 grille, phenolic spacers, custom LED interior lighting, custom paint.
†"War doesn't determine who is right, only who is left"†
Work to be done: Tinted windows, clear/LED tail lights, tailbar mod, "Power Mode" mod, Supertone horns, clear corners & headlight lenses, 2 pc splitters or custom bumper, Alcyone side skirts, TruSpeed Stage III SVX Intake, Hydra, 4.44 tranny swap, JDM auto folding side mirrors, engine rebuild, super charger, STi seats, bone leather interior /w SVX emblem, dash overhaul, SVX decals, paint (stock color). Total cost?: 22k At least it's going down..
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