The Subaru SVX World Network   SVX Network Forums
Live Chat!
SVX or Subaru Links
Old Lockers
Photo Post
How-To Documents
Message Archive
SVX Shop Search
IRC users:

Go Back   The Subaru SVX World Network > SVX Main Forums > General SVX Babble

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 03-01-2001, 03:07 PM
sith
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
I want some SVX jokes. Repost them or make up new ones! Yay!

post on...
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 03-02-2001, 08:05 AM
svxter's Avatar
svxter svxter is offline
This account is scheduled to be deleted for inactivity
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Oak Ridge, TN
Posts: 862
Send a message via Yahoo to svxter
Smile Pun Wars

Oh, good - a joke thread has started. That means we can have some good pun wars here, without getting the grumpy ones all torqued off.

Let me think .. (always a dangerous proposition)
__________________
bill
Green 95 SVX - Cleo
Green 97 Outback - Maxine
Red F-150 Extended Cab Long Bed - Big Boy

Even the best monkey sometimes drops his banana.
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 03-02-2001, 08:26 AM
svxxx26's Avatar
svxxx26 svxxx26 is offline
Headed to Texas...
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Sissonville, WV
Posts: 1,218
Smile Pun wars?

Why does the name SVXphile suddenly pop into my head?
__________________
Jerry
2005 Baja Turbo
2008 Ford Crown Victoria Police Interceptor

jnj7707@yahoo.com
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 03-02-2001, 08:38 AM
svxter's Avatar
svxter svxter is offline
This account is scheduled to be deleted for inactivity
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Oak Ridge, TN
Posts: 862
Send a message via Yahoo to svxter
ESP??

Funny, I was just thinking the same thing. Must be ESP or something.
__________________
bill
Green 95 SVX - Cleo
Green 97 Outback - Maxine
Red F-150 Extended Cab Long Bed - Big Boy

Even the best monkey sometimes drops his banana.
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 03-06-2001, 12:48 AM
John19688
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Talking Joke #1

How is driving a Subaru SVX like being in the Bermuda Triangle?



If you're in either of them long enough, you're going to lose your bearings.



OK, this one has been on my site for a while but I had to give this thread a kick start. I want to see some jokes. I'm having a hard time coming up with any new ones though.

Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 03-08-2001, 02:43 PM
John19688
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Talking SVNGlasses

Check out the picture. Also available at:

http://www.subarusvx.com/images/svnglasses.jpg
Attached Images
File Type: jpg svnglasses.jpg (4.3 KB, 220 views)
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 03-08-2001, 02:53 PM
svxter's Avatar
svxter svxter is offline
This account is scheduled to be deleted for inactivity
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Oak Ridge, TN
Posts: 862
Send a message via Yahoo to svxter
re: svnglasses

I want one!
__________________
bill
Green 95 SVX - Cleo
Green 97 Outback - Maxine
Red F-150 Extended Cab Long Bed - Big Boy

Even the best monkey sometimes drops his banana.
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 03-08-2001, 10:54 PM
wasions's Avatar
wasions wasions is offline
SVX Black Belt Master
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Mount Carmel, Illinois
Posts: 1,353
Red face No, wait!

The separator needs to be on the inner (nose) side for us old bifocaled folk.

__________________
Steve
'95 Polo Green SVX L AWD, 188K - "Kermit" (Gone, but not forgotten)
'02 Outback LLBean, 56K
'02 Black Sapphire Volvo V40, 133K - "Shadowfax"
'06 Triumph Tiger, 19K
'99 Suzuki DR350SE, 8.5K - "Geezer Killer"
<*}}}}>< ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ><{{{{*>
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 03-14-2001, 05:08 PM
John19688
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Talking SUVX (SVX Minivan/SUV creation)

With a little help from Photoshop, I created an SVX minivan or sport utility vehicle...take your pick.


I call it the SUVX... http://www.subarusvx.com/images/suvx.jpg

Look out Aztec, you've got competition for ugliest SUV/minivan hybrid!
Attached Images
File Type: jpg suvx.jpg (11.1 KB, 202 views)
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 03-14-2001, 07:18 PM
svxter's Avatar
svxter svxter is offline
This account is scheduled to be deleted for inactivity
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Oak Ridge, TN
Posts: 862
Send a message via Yahoo to svxter
Dunno, John, you might want to consider calling it a SUXX.
__________________
bill
Green 95 SVX - Cleo
Green 97 Outback - Maxine
Red F-150 Extended Cab Long Bed - Big Boy

Even the best monkey sometimes drops his banana.
Reply With Quote
  #11  
Old 03-16-2001, 06:13 PM
SVXphile's Avatar
SVXphile SVXphile is offline
Ain't it the truth?
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Hinton, WV
Posts: 2,386
Send a message via Yahoo to SVXphile
Unhappy Did I hear my name mentioned?

Man, I'm as lost on this site as the Ark, is there any instructions to download so that someone that is not site-savy like me, can figure out what all these terms and do-dads are? I can't think of jokes, when I'm nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs...How do you get photos and states on your name?.....Confused (formally known as Don)
Reply With Quote
  #12  
Old 03-16-2001, 08:31 PM
svxxx26's Avatar
svxxx26 svxxx26 is offline
Headed to Texas...
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Sissonville, WV
Posts: 1,218
Talking

Don! Thank God we found you, man - I thought you were lost in that cave forever!

Go to the top of the page and click on the "faq". Should be enough there to keep you clear of the rocking chairs.

Hey, if I can get a pic under my name, anybody can.
__________________
Jerry
2005 Baja Turbo
2008 Ford Crown Victoria Police Interceptor

jnj7707@yahoo.com
Reply With Quote
  #13  
Old 03-17-2001, 05:55 AM
svxter's Avatar
svxter svxter is offline
This account is scheduled to be deleted for inactivity
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Oak Ridge, TN
Posts: 862
Send a message via Yahoo to svxter
Don!

Oh, you're going to enjoy this site, once you get the hang of it. Like Jerry said, check out the FAQ button. In order to put a little picture under your name, find yourself a little image you want to use, no bigger than 50 x 50 pixels. Go to your profile and Edit Options. Look for the options relating to avitars, and I think you'll be able to follow through ok. You can edit any other information you want in your profile, too. That's how you set up a sig file, your location, etc.

Oh bouy, oh bouy, Don's here! He's not lost at sea.
__________________
bill
Green 95 SVX - Cleo
Green 97 Outback - Maxine
Red F-150 Extended Cab Long Bed - Big Boy

Even the best monkey sometimes drops his banana.

Last edited by svxter; 03-17-2001 at 05:58 AM.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 06:47 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
© 2001-2015 SVX World Network
(208)-906-1122