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2-4-6-8...Moving parts? Must lubricate!
<Oh the places we'll go! And the things that we'll do When our oil pans are filled with black dinosaur goo! >
Now if you asked Shotsky....and he ain't nobody's fool; no ancient fossil made, any "fossil fuel". It was little, tiny microbes, down deep in the rock; that made our reservoirs of petroleum stock! In "Deep, Hot, Biosphere" by a man named Gold; a scientist at Cornell, made a statement bold, that rather than running out of that deep black ooze, that the microbes are making all the goo we can use! And that life on this planet...now please don't pout, arose on the Earth from the inside-out! So when you fill your crankcase, with the latest oily blend, just thank those little microbes, whose job will never end! Don
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Well, I guess my hopes that Don wouldn't stumble upon this thread are now shattered. His response doesn't make any "synth."
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Randy Johnson 3rd Registered Member 02-21-2001 First Member to Reach 10,000 Posts First to arrive at the very first Reading Meet Subaru Ambassador 1992 SVX PPG Pace Car Replica 110+k 1993 White Impreza L 240+K miles 2001 Legacy Outback Limited Sedan 250+K miles 2013 Deep Indigo Pearl Legacy 3.6R 49+K miles "Reading is my favorite Holiday" Mike Davis -- at Reading VI |
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OB
<His response doesn't make any "synth.>
O.K....anyone got a copy of "Hooked on Phonics" that Randy can borrow? Don
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Rufus I am
So the cars and the trucks all over the nation
Are not powered by dinosaur putrefecation? And to fuel the combustion of me, and of you Little microbes are making petroleum poo? While water and sunlight and air they eschew They make 10W30 primordial stew? This is good news I tell you, and good news indeed If we always have all of the black stuff we need... 'Cause if we never run out of this wonderful goo Then the places we'll go! and the things that we'll do!
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So oil is not old dinosaurs and trees,
from whom the earth oil did squeeze? Instead you say, it's the poos and pees of these little microbal beasties? Well, if so, to my ignorance I must plead. There's only one thing more to know that I need. Pray tell, and tell with all speed, Upon what do these little bugs feed?
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I say the beasties must feast upon sand. Ron.
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Good grief. We're on the razor's edge of insanity. I think I'm going to be schick.
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You, a man who stands on sand? I confess to being in shock. What if all they have is rock?
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wee beastie food
A few years back...
down deep in the ocean. Scientists found some things. of which they had no notion. Tiny bacteria in the ocean so deep feeding on minerals that did seep from thermal vents in the ocean floor out of which boiling water did pour. My,my said the scientists...it gave them a fright to find life on the bottom without any light. Microbes living on things that would kill most things dead, made many get dizzy from new thoughts in their head. Perhaps Gold is right? said a Ph.D. doc, that microbes could eat the minerals in rock? And since Gold had predicted the life they just found, he went to a bar, and bought each one a round! Don
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Our goo making friends, living far out of sight
Have plenty to satisfy their apatite For starters, they’ve amber lager quite fine And a dry garnetini with olivine Clams on the half shale, and tastier yet… Quartz of basaltic vinaigrette Rock candy, mashed potash, and fresh marble cake All conspire, microbial hunger to slake. Grilled rib-eye slate and key limestone pie They dine just as finely as you or as I!
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I definitely want some applesauce!!!
Must think, must think......
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but suddenly, twirling and swirling about,
What should appear but a strong water spout. It sucks 'em it bucks 'em round and round, Pitches 'em, switches 'em up from their down. They're reeling and squealing and looking for rock, but the dizzying swirl makes them slip, swirl and rock. Our adventurous gooies go from here, then, to there, And the landing they'll make, who knows of the where? Will they land in the ocean, will they end up on land? Will they vanish completely, with the wave of a hand? The spout then subsides. The silence is loud. Our microbats settle and gather and crowd. They check themselves out for aches and for pains, For broken fingers and vericose veins. Then as they look up, their eyes fill with wonder. This spout has made a magnificent blunder. Because once, they were free and disposed to be happy. Why should nature do something so crappy. They've found themselves captured, held and enslaved, among pipes and tankers 'neath the splashy blue waves. Then they travel from seabeds in goo to their necks, Then they're poured, oh so slowly, into MY SVX!!!!!
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BUT sweet liberation is not far away
For something most fateful occured on this day There still was a chance to get out of this car A doorway to freedom left slightly ajar They waited and watched for the right circumstance On a trip down the highway they spotted their chance They swarmed to the plug with a glorious shout and twisted and pushed til the drain plug fell out And back to their homes in the earth they did scurry To poop up some more of that volatile slurry
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Damn! That's GOOD applesauce!
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Randy Johnson 3rd Registered Member 02-21-2001 First Member to Reach 10,000 Posts First to arrive at the very first Reading Meet Subaru Ambassador 1992 SVX PPG Pace Car Replica 110+k 1993 White Impreza L 240+K miles 2001 Legacy Outback Limited Sedan 250+K miles 2013 Deep Indigo Pearl Legacy 3.6R 49+K miles "Reading is my favorite Holiday" Mike Davis -- at Reading VI |
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Bravo!
<For starters, they’ve amber lager quite fine
And a dry garnetini with olivine Clams on the half shale, and tastier yet… Quartz of basaltic vinaigrette Rock candy, mashed potash, and fresh marble cake All conspire, microbial hunger to slake. Grilled rib-eye slate and key limestone pie They dine just as finely as you or as I!> Rufus, an OUTSTANDING contribution! As fine a mixture of puns and poetry (and geology) as I have seen a quite a while. I am sure I speak for the others when I say that you have earned the coveted GOLD STAR award for P&P above and beyond the humdrum pun. By gum! Don
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