Misc. ramblings

[Landshark]

Dear Jaguar guy,
your S-Type R was a nice car, but the giant "leaping Jaguar" sticker on the top of your windshield was a little much.

Dear Prelude guy,
i appreciate the fact that you lowered your car, put an aftermarket exhaust on, and a new ricey front bumper, but the first order of business should be doing something about the peeling brown paint and un-painted ricey front bumper.

Dear guy that works on the floor in my building,
six months is a little long to be driving around on that doughnut spare tire. i know you make good money, so please buy a new tire.

your pal,

[msvx95]

Dear.......rich lady on the cell phone in a Lexus SUV,

You cut me off on the freeway the other day while you were so importantly chatting on the phone. Apparently 80 mph on our 65 mph zone wasn't fast enough for you. I followed you for about 10 miles until you had to go even faster. Would you please look at your dashboard and TURN OFF YOUR BLINKER!! that has been blinking the whole time.