Confusing/hilarious ebay auction

[David1235102]

He's either completely brain-dead or the world's worst troll... I can't tell which.
His wording and grammar usage is so bad it gives me a headache when I try to read anything he types.
I really just feel like reporting the listing but I can't figure out what category to place it in.

[B 4 You]

I really want to buy this JUST to see what I receive in the mail.

Probably a fish.

[fun173]

"Questions and answers about this item" gave me a good laugh.

[Sean486]

I read somewhere that a lot of the internet scam artist intentionally make lots of miss spelling, gramatical mistakes and otherwise laughable writing style to attract only the stupidest people. This seems like an example.

[Blacky]

Originally Posted by fun173

"Questions and answers about this item" gave me a good laugh.

That was me who wrote that. He wasn't impressed.

[Alycone]

Yay, raw furry dawg is back, I missed him! I think Earl might want to improve his salmon handling, or maybe the rest of us need this in order to compete with Earl's super fast salmon?

His feedback says he's "Fantastic quality! Incredibly SUPER FAST Shipping!!! Very Trustworthy!!! A++++"

[Crazy_pilot]

This one is pretty impressive as well, a $1,000 timing belt tensioner.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/1992-1997-Su...95bddb&vxp=mtr

Better be made of solid platinum.

Edit: Perhaps even better, these magnificent $999.99 stick on plastic fender vents:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Universal-Car-Euro-Style-Black-Air-Flow-Vent-Side-Fender-Hood-Duct-SUBARU-/300711104590?fits=Make:Subaru|Model:SVX&hash=item4 603c7504e&item=300711104590&pt=Motors_Car_Truck_Pa rts_Accessories&vxp=mtr

[EdWindows]

Originally Posted by B 4 You

I really want to buy this JUST to see what I receive in the mail.

Probably a fish.

I would do the same if I had $200 to throw away.
Also, looks like the auction ended.

[Blacky]

I've been searching with highest price with shipping lately. I think it may be a money maker. Get the dumbest people to buy your junk for the highest price just because if it's expensive it must be good. It doesn't cost you anything to list if it doesn't sell. I see 300-400% on average.

[bwb3]

I was emailed with a final comment/offer?, that it was available in Liquid Silver, just "bid Dawg"
Gene

[wdb]

"Bidding has ended on this item." With 0 bids. If only I had known sooner!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!

Now to start the wild the conjecture as to what he was talking about. I'm going with the "red flip shields" referring to the red LED's that light up on the dash indicating that the door is ajar. Bid, dawgs!

[SURTEESS]

I asked the guy if the timing belt tensioner came with a free car !!!

[WestCoastSVX]

Looks like he has relisted the item. Price is lower, a SMALL bit of grammar is corrected, and best of all, now there are PICTURES of the product! At least I think there are?

[fun173]

Do they come anti-aliased?

[dannmarr]

Originally Posted by SURTEESS

I asked the guy if the timing belt tensioner came with a free car !!!

Check out his store. He has vacuum hoses for a $1K.