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Humorous Thing
> Pick the month you were born:
> > January------I kicked > February-----I loved > March---------I smoked > April-----------I dry humped > May-----------I choked on > June----------I murdered > July-----------I did the Macarena ! With > August-------I had lunch with > September---I danced with > October------I sang to > November----I yelled at > December----I ran over > > Pick the day (number) you were born on: > > 1-------a birdbath > 2-------a monster > 3-------a phone > 4-------a fork > 5-------a Mexican > 6-------a gangster > 7-------my cell phone > 8-------my dog > 9-------my best friends' boyfriend > 10-------my neighbor > 11-------my science teacher > 12-------a banana > 13-------a fireman > 14-------a stuffed animal > 15-------a goat > 16-------a pickle > 17-------your mom > 18-------a spoon > 19-------myself > 20-------a baseball bat > 21-------a ninja > 22-------Chuck Norris > 23-------a noodle > 24-------a squirrel > 25-------a football player > 26-------my sister > 27-------my brother > 28-------an ipod > 29-------a permanent marker > 30-------a llama > 31-------A homeless guy > > > Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: > > White---------because I'm cool like that > Black---------because that's how I roll. > Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual. > Red-----------because the voices told me to. > Blue ----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want > Green---------because I hate myself. > Purple--------because I'm cool. > Gray----------because I was drunk > Yellow--------because someone offered me $1,000,000 > Orange--------because I hate my family. > Brown---------because I was high > Other---------because I'm a ninja. > None----------because I cant control myself I've done mine, and it came upw ith this: I did the macarana with a squirl because i'm sexy and i do what i want! What are you all?
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*No SVX at the moment...* 1987 Winnebago Elandan 35' 2001 Yamaha Roadstar 1600 2004 Ford Excursion Eddie Bauer, 6.0litre Power Stroke Diesel - Daily Driver. Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, scotch in one hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming HOOOOYA !!!!! |
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I had lunch with a phone because that's how I roll.
My brother's: I kicked my science teacher because I'm cool like that.
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Chris 92 Ebony Mica LS-L "A Rolling Restoration": 223,250 KM - Sleeping 2007 STi 6MT, Stance GR+ coilovers, PWR Rad, JDM hood badge, svxfiles 6000K HIDs, JDM Clear Corners, $15/15 min mod, $20/20 min mod, Energy Swaybar Bushings, Hella Supertones horns, Gold STi BBS rims, Group A lightweight crank pulley, A/C system removed, Custom header-back exhaust, Hybrid carbon/metal rear sway bar, restored headlights with CCFL halos 2008 Subaru Legacy Spec B - Diamond Grey Metallic - Sold 2020 Ram 1500 Longhorn - Red Pearl |
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i danced with my dog because i can't control myself.
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Kenneth 1997 Subaru SVX LSi "Svetlana" #185 of 640 - 09/1996 - Polo Green Pearl - 34k miles 1992 Subaru SVX LS-L "Everett" #8738 - 01/1992 - Ebony Pearl - 139k miles - 5MT shifty - Sold 07/31/2011 1992 Subaru SVX LS-L "Sven" #1599 - 05/1991 - Claret - 168k miles - Traded 05/11/2005 2023 Subaru Crosstrek Limited CVT - Crystal White Pearl - 2.8k miles 2021 Subaru Forester 2.5i Limited CVT - Horizon Blue Pearl - 17k miles 2023 Volkswagen Jetta S 6MT - Pure White - 2.6k miles 2020 Hyundai Ioniq Limited EV - Ceramic White - 30k miles |
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I danced with a squirrel because that's how I roll.
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1992 LS-L Liquid Silver (# 7,083). |
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I murdered a llama because that's how I roll
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1988 XT6 FWD 5MT 220k |
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Apparently I dry humped a goat cause that's how I roll.
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"A car is made to be driven." 1992 Subaru SVX LS-L Scratched Silver Metallic 213,000mi "Hey what's that green power light mean?"
"It means we're beating that Porsche." "What Porsche?" "Look behind us." "....Nice..." - actual conversation |
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I sang to a llama because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
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ZcarGuy (Ken Wheeler) 73 Datsun 240Z, GM LT1 (274 rwhp, 307 ft/lbs torque), GM 5-Speed, LSD (The Beast) 93 Mustang 5.0 LX Convertible. Mostly Stock (The PussyCat) 92 Teal LS-L SVX. Project, when completed will be sold. |
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I danced with my neighbor because I was high.
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-Dustin 1992 Ebony LS-L w/191k miles Mods: a few and acouple more 1995 Brilliant Red L/AWD w/154k miles Mods: Stebro catback exhaust, K&N drop in filter, ECUtune ST1v5, 4.44, lots of JDM goodies 1992 Pearly LS-L w/154k miles Sold Mods: 4.11, rust 2008 DGM Legacy spec.B w/245k miles Mods: Cryotune Stage3, VF52, bushings galore, STi pink springs, Bilstein HDs My Locker The only man alive who drives three "Subu SVS's".......according to my insurance company |
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I danced with a fireman because that's how I roll.
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Pearl '92 LS-L 179K (Historic 1st 5-speed SVX) Mods: 5-speed, 4.11's, Group-N motor mounts, dual Magnaflows, cone air filter, Kenwood MP-228 CD/Receiver, white-faced gauges, '97 grill, custom window tinting. Ebony Mica '92 LS 80K Oct 2002 - Dec 2004: Victim of theft. She served me well. You can tell the lack of craftsmanship by the wrinkles in the duct tape. |
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I ran over a phone because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
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. Earl .... ... .... ><SVX(*> Subaru Ambassador [COLOR=”silver”]1992 Tri Color L[/COLOR] ~45K (06/91) #2430 1992 Dark Teal LS-L ~184K (05/91) #0739 1992 Claret LS-L ~196K (05/91) #0831 1992 Pearl LS-L ~103K (06/91) #1680 1992 Pearl LS-L ~151K (06/91) #2229 1992 Dark Teal LS ~150K (07/91) #3098 (parts car) 1992 White LS-L ~139K (08/92) #6913 1993 25th AE ~98K (02/93) #164 1993 25th AE ~58K (02/93) #176 1993 25th AE ~107K (02/93) #215 1993 25th AE ~162K (02/93) #223 1994 Laguna Blue Pearl LSi ~124K (1/94) #2408 1994 Laguna Blue Pearl LSi ~144K (10/93) #1484 1994 Laguna Blue Pearl LSi ~68K (10/93) #1525 1994 Barcelona Red LSi ~46K (02/94) #2624 1994 Pearl LSi ~41K (12/93) #1961 1995 Bordeaux Pearl LSi ~70K (02/95) #855 1996 Polo Green LSi ~95K (03/96) #872 1997 Bordeaux Pearl LSi ~55K (08/96) #097 2003 Brilliant Red LS1 Convertible ~29K (04/03) #8951 1999 Magnetic Red LS1 Coupe ~33K (04/99) #6420 My Email | Old Locker | New Locker | Picture of 15 of the 19 |
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Omg! Funny!
I murdered a squirrel because that's how I roll, yo.
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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." Benjamin Franklin blk 92' LSL w/ average mods pics here http://s306.photobucket.com/albums/nn277/yourconfused/ Cash68: "Hmm, I wouldn't brag about beating Escorts. That's like saying you tricked a retarded person." |
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I murdered a ninja because the voices told me to
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1991 SVX L JDM |
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I did the Macarena ! With a football player because that's how I roll.
If my family found out about this I got allot of explaining to do, unless I was actually in the game. |
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I did the Macarena with a llama because that's how I roll.
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Rebecca 92 Claret SVX LS-L (180k) 09/91 #5,732 06 Suzuki Boulevard M50 7k 68 Cadillac Coupe DeVille (70k) Storage/hibernation for now. Past SVXs: 94 SVX Emerald Pearl FWD (Sold) 96 SVX Bourdeaux LSi (Sold) 92 Pearl SVX LSL "Stay Puft" 5MT (140k) #148 (RIP) 95 Brilliant Red SVX LS (162k) 12/94 #564 "Killer Tomato" (RIP) |
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