Check valve in the charcoal can?

[Ron Mummert]

Originally posted by Trevor
Ronrip,

What about my pulling pulley !!!! ??????

Please address that question to Earl, who's been assigned to respond to requests about perverse practices.

Ron (First it's cowpats, now it's........?)

[Ron Mummert]

Originally posted by SVXRide
Oh, sure, I ask a technical question and my thread gets turned into "The SVX Home Shopping Network"
My lawyers will be talking to your lawyers about royalties on future sales of Mini-Turbo Charcoal Inhancer units
-Bill

Trevor has been assigned to handle legal affairs. Please address your concerns to www.pullmepushyou.org/cowpatman.

You're welcome - Rip.

[Ron Mummert]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by svxeno
[B]

What a load of cr@p! I can get the same result by simply installing higher tension piston return springs.

Good try Mr. Ripper, I'll stick with the springs!

Randy ii



HAH!!! You been had, Randy. You fell for the old return spring scam. Tsk, tsk. Those springs can overtorque your cam buffers over time & will eventually warp the tappet plungers. Please remove them & save yourself a lot of costly aggrevation. The Charcoal Mini-Turbo is 100% safe & will never overheat your worm ring assembly.
If you don't believe me, please ask Earl. He's VP of BS, & will swear to damn near anything I pay him to say.

So there!

Honest Ron.

[Trevor]

**** oh dear Ronald you have dropped me in it and I am up to my neck in a warm cow pat. Need the swingle tree the plow chains and the horses real quick !

[Ron Mummert]

Originally posted by svxeno
You can get an MTCI for the STI but not for an SVX unless installed by an ASE tech to boost the PSI thru the PCV for higher HP ASAP when the ECU detects an open TPS.


whew!


Randy (Overuse of TLA's - Two & Three Letter Acronyms) ii

And..........LSMFT!

Ron (Puffin' away).

[Ron Mummert]

Originally posted by ensteele
Hi, my name is Earl, my SVX goes from 0 to 60 before I even start it. That is because I installed the famous "Ripimoff Industries' Mini-Turbo Charcoal Inhancer units". I put 3 in a series, which added 150 horse power to the engine which makes it "Unique" Ya, unique! These organic charcoal filters allow better draw and rid the smoke form - oh, uh, I mean rid the air of pollen and other harmful environemental residue! The price is cheap at half of the price. Who will step up and buy some of these little power units? If you don't like them, I will refund 25% of the purchased price so you can't loose! (very much). I can vouch for these because I have been paid by the president of the company to endorse them. I only get a free swingletree with the Type R plow chain option for selling them.

(how was that Ron? and all I wanted is a red crab whistle!)

Good work, Earl. You're well on your way to earning credits for the Ripimoff Gold Digital Type R (tm) wristwatch award. Keep pluggin' away & I'll let you know when you're getting close.

Ron (An equal opportunity employer).

[Trevor]

gurgle, gurgle I have sunk. Your deliveries are piss poor.

[ensteele]

Trevor

The check is in the mail!

[Trevor]

Did you make it out for ca$h ?

[ensteele]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Ron Mummert
[B]

Originally posted by svxeno


What a load of cr@p! I can get the same result by simply installing higher tension piston return springs.

Good try Mr. Ripper, I'll stick with the springs!

Randy ii



HAH!!! You been had, Randy. You fell for the old return spring scam. Tsk, tsk. Those springs can overtorque your cam buffers over time & will eventually warp the tappet plungers. Please remove them & save yourself a lot of costly aggrevation. The Charcoal Mini-Turbo is 100% safe & will never overheat your worm ring assembly.
If you don't believe me, please ask Earl. He's VP of BS, & will swear to damn near anything I pay him to say.

So there!

Honest Ron.

HAH!! You have also been had, Ron. You fell for the old return spring scare. Tsk tsk. I installed variable cam buffers that can withstand the widest range of tourqe. I have a buffer gauge installed in the dash. The tappet plungers are made of titanium and teflon and kevlar and all that stuff. Non-warpable.

I will take a MCTI for the grill out back so I can cook my steaks faster.


Lion Randy ii

ps: My worm ring assembly is NOT for public discussion!