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My cat is bald... My ears hear things... My brain hears things my ears dont Sure, you've got something
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.Karl. Southwest members, click here to check in!CA,NV,AZ,UT,NM,OR,CO Wanted...your busted SVX! Watch out Earl, I'm comin to getchya Return of the Pissed Platypus! X2 My dream (other than a pearlie) 1.8 SVXi and a laguna blue spoiler...somewhere I decided to quit drinking, but I didn't like it so I quit not drinking. |
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Umm, I believe the fact that I don't have any useless $#!t to post could itself be considered useless $#!t...?
But in case my declaration of a lack of useless $#!t to post is not sufficiently useless, here's what I have on my desk at work: - Metallica figurines by Macfarlane - 10th anniversary Spawn figurine by Macfarlane - a cheesy dolphin souvenir from Florida - an eBay coffee mug - a plant of some sort - a Sony CD player with big honkin' DJ-style headphones - a picture of the MA5T3R with a headstone that a co-worker made for me, it reads "RIP The Master... Here lies the Master, who knew he'd be such a disaster" - a bunch of CDs - some orbit gum (the pink kind) - my cell phone, keys, purse, etc. - a buddha statuette - a teddy bear - a stuffed mongoose called RASCI |
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Woo Hoooo!!! Now that's some usless $#!t!!! Thanks for helping, and I just counted my toes again, now I only get 9... Law of averages I guess
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.Karl. Southwest members, click here to check in!CA,NV,AZ,UT,NM,OR,CO Wanted...your busted SVX! Watch out Earl, I'm comin to getchya Return of the Pissed Platypus! X2 My dream (other than a pearlie) 1.8 SVXi and a laguna blue spoiler...somewhere I decided to quit drinking, but I didn't like it so I quit not drinking. |
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Yeah, I guess I should try counting my left foot instead next time
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.Karl. Southwest members, click here to check in!CA,NV,AZ,UT,NM,OR,CO Wanted...your busted SVX! Watch out Earl, I'm comin to getchya Return of the Pissed Platypus! X2 My dream (other than a pearlie) 1.8 SVXi and a laguna blue spoiler...somewhere I decided to quit drinking, but I didn't like it so I quit not drinking. |
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If you stew tomato's they'll taste more like prunes than carrots do.
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My neighbor once said I should turn down my radio. I thanked him for the sound advice.
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I went fishing the other day.....just for the halibut.
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I once knew a kid who smoked. One day he taught his dog to smoke. Then he taught his dog to beg for cigarettes. So eventually whenever anyone saw that dog, they knew what he wanted....a pat on the head and a pack of Marlboros.
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Why can they send men to the moon but they can't make my feet smell good?
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Why do they call it an "airport" when it's on the ground? Shouldn't it be called a "groundport"?
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If flying is so safe, how come all flights start at the "terminal"?
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You can pick your friends...and you can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friends nose.....unless you ask first. Also, your chances might be better if they were drunk or asleep.
Dave Last edited by red95svx; 07-21-2004 at 09:22 AM. |
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I could breed lil SVX-i just with that property, i wouldn't mind the cars owning me....not as long as they looked as good as my baby does now! |
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I got 100 points added to my cutting score today
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2020 Subaru Outback Touring - Wife's first Subaru 2005 Volvo V70R - 5-cylinder love! :Heart: ** SOLD **1998 Subaru Legacy 2.5GT Wagon - MOST RELIABLE car I've ever owned ** SOLD **2006Subaru WRXSTi (Former "Boxer4Racing.com / Continential Tire" STi) - Built EJ22t block / EJ207 JDM STi "big port heads" - 9,000rpm MONEY PIT!!! ** SOLD ** 1995 "Tree-Hugger Green" SVX L AWD(5 MT) --- "Gumby" 130K miles #399 in MY95, my original love... |
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