High Speed Internet Access

OK! So I'm not like the rest of you who have a quick DSL/ High Speed Cable connection from your homes. Me? I'm on STILL the typical dial-up due to the availability of High Speed access in my local home area. I've looked at several options and not one will work for us at home (Satellite is not really an option due to the installation prices and contracts!). Besides seems as if these wireless high speed Internet companies seem to be ‘fly-by-nights’! No offense to those who believe or use them!.. So I was looking at this NetZero High Speed Dial-up.. Have any heard of this high speed dial-up service? Is it worth $14.95 a month as advertised? (I pay $9.95 through Worldnet). Would I be wasting my time? My local cable provider (Comcast) is in the process of 'upgrading' in the near future (I have been told this for 2 years now!). I don't have a lot of options and running out of patience! I wanted to hear what other options I might have over this damn SLOW dial-up modem!!

No, living at work is not an option!