Thread for posting useless $#!t

[subeman90]

well when your boss is out on medical leave for a few weeks some people (not me) get the idea in their head that they are the new boss....yet they don't know jack crap. is it Friday yet.

[shelfy]

Originally Posted by subeman90

well when your boss is out on medical leave for a few weeks some people (not me) get the idea in their head that they are the new boss....yet they don't know jack crap. is it Friday yet.

when the boss is out, i always act like the new boss. i know everything though.

[shelfy]

blackie can count in order:

[subeman90]

I wish it would rain so I can stop feeling guilty about not washing the car.

[1986nate]

Originally Posted by subeman90

I wish it would rain so I can stop feeling guilty about not washing the car.

I don't have to worry about the laguna... Swiss cheese doesn't like getting washed...

Although, I'm picking up doors and fender for it tomorrow so it'll look a lot better.

[SoCal LS-L]

Came across this.... if I heard this in my house I think id crap myself

[K_Dub]

Subaru GL Wagon converted to a pickup?

Subaru Loyal with dual range 4WD?

Is Craigslist amazing?

Yes to all of the above.

[bwb3]

AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.

Date: 2009-05-27, 1 :43 a.m. E.S.T.

I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.

First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 ..45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!

I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].

After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!

I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]

I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.

Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what's going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.

The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.). ;In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you .... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.Have a good day!

Thoughtfully yours,

Alex

[K_Dub]

Getting into my 14th hour at work today. My eyes feel like they're going to fall outta my head.

Oh, and I don't get time-and-a-half. I'm "freelance", but everyone else has left for the day and I'm closing up shop. Sounds a lot like staff to me without the pay or benefits.

This sucks.

[1986nate]

Originally Posted by K_Dub

Getting into my 14th hour at work today. My eyes feel like they're going to fall outta my head.

Oh, and I don't get time-and-a-half. I'm "freelance", but everyone else has left for the day and I'm closing up shop. Sounds a lot like staff to me without the pay or benefits.

This sucks.

sorry dude...

on another note, I found a 3rd person that i've EVER met that truly pisses me off...

[SoCal LS-L]

Originally Posted by 1986nate

sorry dude...

on another note, I found a 3rd person that i've EVER met that truly pisses me off...

Wow only 3 ????? THREE ?????

Wow, 3.......

In all your life???

I knew 3 people like that in kindergarden.... I still know their names.

I wish I grew up where you did then

Ahhhh postcount 1UP !!

[1986nate]

Originally Posted by SoCal LS-L

Wow only 3 ????? THREE ?????

Wow, 3.......

In all your life???

I knew 3 people like that in kindergarden.... I still know their names.

I wish I grew up where you did then

Ahhhh postcount 1UP !!

It takes a lot to piss me off. I'm very tolerant with stupidity which is a good thing since that is a rampant epidemic here. It helps i've been around kids my entire life... you don't let the little things bother ya.

[shelfy]

happy 9-02-10 day!

[subeman90]

Originally Posted by shelfy

happy 9-02-10 day!

oh that is too funny

[1986nate]

Originally Posted by subeman90

oh that is too funny

Only Shelfy

now get back to work!