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Anyone have any dead bodies they want disposed of?
I just got a copy of the medical bill from my lawyer for my last knee surgery from 8/02. Any guesses on how much a 1" piece of donor cartilage cost me? $13K!!! Damn, I'm in the wrong biz.
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Man, for that kind of money I've got some spare connective tissue you can have...
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i'm sure i can find you a piece .
apparently in many of the countries outside of the united states, there are body parts vendors that actually sell body parts per request of the buyer. then again, i did use to go out with this girl that worked in the city morgue. i'm sure i have her number still around here. |
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how many bodies do you need? let me know....i take PayPal.
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This would be a great side job for a hitman, make money from both sides
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I got a spare kidney that could pay off all my debt with and have some change to spare for a 5-speed conversion and a new pc. Any buyers out there?
-Johnny
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*********AP NEWSFALSH********** From Maine Field Office........ Homeless man wakes up with a headache and is mysteriously mising a kidney.....in other news Darksied recently gets 4th SVX!!!!!!!!
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Lwin M. Maung (Member # 147) Current SVX: • NONE Previous SVXes: •1994 LE Barcelona Red 107k • 1992 LS-L Pearl White 143k • 1994 LSi Bordeaux Pearl 220k • 1992 LS-L Ebony Pearl 184k • 1992 LS-L Liquid Silver 145k • 1992 LS-L Liquid Silver 102k • 1992 LS-L Ebony Pearl 123k Other current cars:•2001 Jeep Grand Cherokee Black If at first you don't succeed, CHEAT!
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Jerky
Hey Lwin, You can't get Mad Cow Disease from Human Jerky. Take care, BOBB
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MOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo
hrm....i have a deal i have a list of ppl i would like to get "rubbed out" who would like to do the rubbing Kelli
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Previous owner of the Princess Pearlie "Dimples" as of 8/6/03 1992 LS-L Pearl 124k "Yeah, that thingy!" owner of the new 1992 LS-L Pearl "Susie" I am a pessimistic optimistic. I think the worst is going to happen, that way when it does, i don't feel as bad, but if the best happens, i am twice as happy. |
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kelli, rubbing you say? i'm very good at rubbing. you name it, i rub it.
what would you like to be rubbed today? here are some of the products that i use to rub with http://www.mypleasure.com/store/dept..._massage_oil_3 some of that stuff even comes in a PRETTY TIN! OMG, I need a PRETTY TIN! <Harry starts ordering hundreds of TINS of oil.> |
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With that sort of money you could afford a mac (and gain 10 IQ points)
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Andy ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ If I would be a young man again and had to decide how to make my living, I would not try to become a scientist or scholar or teacher. I would rather choose to be a plumber or a peddler in the hope to find that modest degree of independence still available under present circumstances. -- Albert Einstein, The Reporter, November 18 1954 |
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Kelli
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Previous owner of the Princess Pearlie "Dimples" as of 8/6/03 1992 LS-L Pearl 124k "Yeah, that thingy!" owner of the new 1992 LS-L Pearl "Susie" I am a pessimistic optimistic. I think the worst is going to happen, that way when it does, i don't feel as bad, but if the best happens, i am twice as happy. |
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what are you waiting for randy? she's offering to give you a nice massage.
can i get in line for a massage from the ethereal fingers of kelli? |
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Winter
Hi everyone, WOW, Winter just started and this is some of the worst cabin fever I have seen in years. And remember, I spent three years in Alaska, home of the cabin fever love in every year. Take care, BOBB
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