Favorite Movie Quotes

[Aredubjay]

Originally posted by Landshark
"DAAAAAMN!" Friday

And, every Martin Lawrence movie.

And, every Chris Rock movie.

And every Chris Tucker movie.

And every Richard Pryor movie . . .

[Noir]

Originally posted by RSVX
"Why did Mr Milo cross the road?"

"Cause he had his d!ck stuck in a chicken!!"

The Last Boyscout

dude, i remember that. that was damn funny good watch.

[SubaSteevo]

Pain heals, chicks dig scars, glory lasts forever
-Keanu Reeves "The Replacements"

Probably his best acting in any movie besides the Matrix

[CigarJohnny]

"Hi. I'm Buck Melanoma, Moley Russels wart." - John Candy, Uncle Buck

"If you could just go ahead and do that from now on that would be great." - Bill Lumbergh, Office Space

"I believe you have my stapler." - Milton, Office Space

"Hey, Peter! Check out channel 9! Check out this chick!" - Lawrence, Office Space

"Hey, Peter...watch out for your cornhole, bud." - Lawrence, Office Space

"M'kay?" - Bill Lumbergh, Office Space

"Mm...yeah" - Bill Lumbergh, Office Space

"I could put...I could put...stricnine in the guacamole." - Milton, Office Space

"Uh oh...sounds like somebody has a case of the Mundays." - Nina, Office Space

"Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately." "I wouldn't say Ive been 'missing' it, Bob." - the Bobs & Peter, Office Space

"No, no, no...we're going to federal 'pound me in the ass' prison" - Michael Bolton, Office Space

"This...is...is...a...SUCK!" - Samir Nagheenanajar, Office Space

"What...what would ya say...ya do here?" - Bob#1, Office Space

"Look, I already told you...I deal with the God damned customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people!???" - Tom Smykowski, Office Space

If you have not seen Office Space, rent it. If you have seen it, SEE IT AGAIN!!

-Johnny (ok...so I like the movie a little)

[mikecg]

Originally posted by CigarJohnny


If you have not seen Office Space, rent it. If you have seen it, SEE IT AGAIN!!

-Johnny (ok...so I like the movie a little)

I think you just quoted the entire movie.

Heres mine.

"Excuse me do I have F@ck-me written on my forehead or something?" Lady talking to Tom Cruise in Cocktail.

[Zeppelin]

How about "I'm gonna show her my 'O' face" from Office Space

[CigarJohnny]

Originally posted by Zeppelin
How about "I'm gonna show her my 'O' face" from Office Space

LOL! How could I have forgotten Drew?? "I'm gonna give her a ride on the old bone rolercoaster."

[CigarJohnny]

Originally posted by mikecg


I think you just quoted the entire movie.

Hah! Not by a long shot! Nearly every line in the whole movie is quoteable.

-Johnny (Hey! It's lunch time. I think I'll head over to Chachki's for some jalopeno poppers and some extreme fajitas.)

[Aredubjay]

"What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin' on here?"

Originally posted by Zeppelin
How about "I'm gonna show her my 'O' face" from Office Space

check the new avatar

-adam

[mohrds]

"I have come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all outa bubble gum." Roddy Piper in "They Live"

"I think you're all F*@ked in the head. We're two hours from the F*@king fun park and you want to bail out. This is no longer a vacation, its a quest. A quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun, you're going to have fun. We're all going to have so much F*@king fun we're going to need plastic surgery to remove our g&d damn smiles." Chevy Chase in "Vacation"

"Badgers, we don't need no stinkin badgers!" - UHF

"My car just hit a water buffalo, could I borrow your towel?" Chevy Chase in Fletch

[GreenMarine]

Hehehe I think that we could just say that Office Space is the official movie of the SVX Network!!! Hehehe

[rmjjensen]

"I said across her nose, not up it!
Sorry sir, I'm doing my best.
Who hired him?
I did sir........he's my cousin

.........a**hole sir, MAJOR a**hole" - spaceballs

Originally posted by SHISVX

how many a$$holes do we got on this ship....YO!--Spaceballs

best movie EVER!


"Want me to drag em outside? Kick the sh** outta him?" - major league

"Hey bartender JOE BO needs a refill!
Yeo, heads up!" - major league

"Corprate accounts payable mena speaking..........JUST A moment." - office space of course

[mohrds]

"There isn't any problem that won't go away if we ignore it hard enough." King Ralph

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." Blues Brothers

"I ran out of gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! It wasn't my fault, I swear to god!" Blues Brothers

[mohrds]

"I was born to love you, I was born to lick your face, I was born to rub you, But you were born to rub me first." - Caddyshack

"I finally got it down to the absolute basic essentials: club, ball, swing. The rest of it is just walking around the park wearing funny pants." - Caddyshack II

"This ship is fu**ed. Well, thank you for that scientific analysis, Mr. Smith. " - Event Horizon

"Moscow in flames, missiles headed toward New York. Film at eleven." - Kentucky Fried Movie

"Although, so far there's no known treatment for death's crippling effects, still everyone can acquaint himself with the three early warning signs of death: one, rigor mortis; two, a rotting smell; three, occasional drowsiness." - Kentucky Fried Movie

"The more you drive, the less intelligent you are." - Repo Man