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Wife is threatening divorce over new vanity plate
I told my wife I just got this vanity plate and she says to expect papers and at the least will refuse to ride in the SVX. But I really want this plate and don't want to be a pussy.
Here's the plate -- it's not such a big deal.
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Used to have: 1994 Pearlie, 40,945 miles, PWR Radiator, Motorsports Aluminum Crank Pulley, Raceconcepts Stainless Brake Lines, Axxis Ceramic Brake Pads, ATE Super Blue Racing Brake Fluid, Dimpled/Slotted Rotors, BBS STi 17 Silver Wheels, Toyo Proxe4 225/45/17 tires, New Dekka Battery, Unauthordox Racing Oil Cap -- adds 3.14 hp, OEM Coin Holder FFTDS aka Force Field Theft Deterent System. Magnetic oil drain plug, Purolator larger oil filter. Now she's in good caring hands at Earls place. |
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i personally think its dumb...but thats just me, to each his own
what i can tell you is that if mama aint happy, no body happy-piss off the wife and your "magnet" is gonna reverse poarity in a hurry |
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It doesn't do much for me either.
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you should ask for an alternative that has just as much style as your choice but less offensive to her
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I'm not really getting this vanity plate -- although it was available. I did have some fun telling my wife I had ordered it. And of course it was funny imagining the conversations I'd have when the police pulled me over. But, it would be too much effort for a silly joke, and it could mark the car as a target for angry feminists.
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Used to have: 1994 Pearlie, 40,945 miles, PWR Radiator, Motorsports Aluminum Crank Pulley, Raceconcepts Stainless Brake Lines, Axxis Ceramic Brake Pads, ATE Super Blue Racing Brake Fluid, Dimpled/Slotted Rotors, BBS STi 17 Silver Wheels, Toyo Proxe4 225/45/17 tires, New Dekka Battery, Unauthordox Racing Oil Cap -- adds 3.14 hp, OEM Coin Holder FFTDS aka Force Field Theft Deterent System. Magnetic oil drain plug, Purolator larger oil filter. Now she's in good caring hands at Earls place. |
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You have problems with people peeing on your car? I hope it's green. Or yellow.
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Are you not worried you will attract all the dogs in the neighbourhood? The literate ones anyway. You will be forever washing the wheels. Joe
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you should get "ASSMAN" instead.
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Landshark, I thought you already had ASSMAN because you have so much junk in the trunk
Seriously, 10-minutes ago on the Musclecar TV Show the host referred to the Mustang they're modding as a pmagnet. Hey, the politically correct ASSPERSON is available!
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Used to have: 1994 Pearlie, 40,945 miles, PWR Radiator, Motorsports Aluminum Crank Pulley, Raceconcepts Stainless Brake Lines, Axxis Ceramic Brake Pads, ATE Super Blue Racing Brake Fluid, Dimpled/Slotted Rotors, BBS STi 17 Silver Wheels, Toyo Proxe4 225/45/17 tires, New Dekka Battery, Unauthordox Racing Oil Cap -- adds 3.14 hp, OEM Coin Holder FFTDS aka Force Field Theft Deterent System. Magnetic oil drain plug, Purolator larger oil filter. Now she's in good caring hands at Earls place. |
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"ASSMAN" vanity plate was from a Seinfeld episode, BTW. http://cgi.ebay.com/KRAMER-SEINFELD-...QQcmdZViewItem
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Alan 1987 928 S4 (Black) SOLD! 1997 SVX LSi (Ebony) SOLD! 2005 Legacy GT (Silver) [Cobb Stg 2+] SOLD! 1987 928 S4 (Black) SOLD! 2005 Forester XT Premium (Crystal Gray Metallic) SOLD! 2008 Lancer Evolution X MR (Apex Silver) [Cobb Stg 1+] 2015 Outlander Sport 2.4GT AWD (Mercury Gray) 2013 G37xS (Obsidian Black) |
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[QUOTE=Landshark]why are you checking out my trunk?
... like you don't know!
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Used to have: 1994 Pearlie, 40,945 miles, PWR Radiator, Motorsports Aluminum Crank Pulley, Raceconcepts Stainless Brake Lines, Axxis Ceramic Brake Pads, ATE Super Blue Racing Brake Fluid, Dimpled/Slotted Rotors, BBS STi 17 Silver Wheels, Toyo Proxe4 225/45/17 tires, New Dekka Battery, Unauthordox Racing Oil Cap -- adds 3.14 hp, OEM Coin Holder FFTDS aka Force Field Theft Deterent System. Magnetic oil drain plug, Purolator larger oil filter. Now she's in good caring hands at Earls place. |
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"P" really could go either way.
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that plate makes no sense to me, I'd pull up next to the person to see what their face looks like, and then point and laugh.
As an aside, in Alaska, does your outside temp button display negatives? it hasn't gotten below 8 here in NJ and Im kinda curious
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