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Old 03-12-2011, 08:30 PM
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Welfare---very funny

From my uncle's blog:

Yesterday morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said,

“Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare.” So I explained to her that my dogs
are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can’t speak English and have no frigging
clue who their Daddy’s are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with
housing and medical care. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes
to qualify. My dogs get their first checks Friday.

Damn, this is a great country!
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Old 03-12-2011, 09:45 PM
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Re: Welfare---very funny

wait...are you knocking the system?
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Old 03-12-2011, 09:54 PM
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Re: Welfare---very funny

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wait...are you knocking the system?
No, never.
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Old 03-13-2011, 09:30 AM
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Re: Welfare---very funny

Brilliant!
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Old 03-13-2011, 01:28 PM
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Re: Welfare---very funny

Darn! I don't qualify!
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Old 03-13-2011, 08:58 PM
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Re: Welfare---very funny

I was screwing with a tele-marketer. I told him that my name was 'Ike" (my dogs name)
I got several 'pre-approved' credit card apps and a DEMOCRAT Voter registration form in the name of 'Ike Wilson'!!
'Ike' still get a little 'junk mail' once and a while.
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