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Re: Christmas List
Ho, Ho, Ho,
"Why yes young lady, that is my new red car. It's an SVX. It's faster than the reindeers, it handles alot better than the sleigh the drivers's seat is heated and it has AWD which is a big plus at the North Pole. Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll discuss going for a ride in the SVX as one of your Christmas presents." Jennifer Lopez wriggles over toward Santa's chair. Santa's eyes sparkle and a big grin crosses Lar.... er Santa's face. Santa's little elf, Aredub, peeks out from behind Santa's chair and almost swallows his cigar. The lady begins to sit down............... BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! The alarm goes off. The dream quickly fades and is instantly forgotten. Larry wakes up and ponders why the phrase, "Curses - foiled again" keeps echoing in his head. |
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