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Another Tom's new car...TRUE story!
My buddy,Tom, had bought a car. He told me to stop by and see it in a couple days.
I was passing by and saw Tom next to a car that I had never seen before, so I stopped by. As I pulled closer, it looked like Tom was pulling laundry out of it and stuffing it into a bag. ( HUMMMM?) When I got out of the truck, I noticed that the car had NO fabric on the seats, no plastic on the dash,door panels, no carpet!! It looked like it had been gutted by FIRE, except it had no 'heat' damage to paint or glass! Tom offered the following exp....... " I was playing cards with some friends and one guy had 2 Dobermans in his car. He stated that "Anyone that can get into that car can KEEP those dogs"". WELLL, Tom got into the car with the dogs, so they became HIS! He went home and turned the dogs loose in the house. His woman awoke in the night to go potty. She started down the steps and was greeted by Dobie #1. She turned and tried to retreat and was met by Dobie #2! She screamed, " TOMMM!! He came and was told to REMOVE those animals from her house!! SSSOOOO,, He put them in the car.. I told him how sorry I was that his new car was gutted by the dogs. Then he said, " This ISN'T my CAR!! It wasn't ready yet! THIS is the 'LOANER'!! TRUE STORY!!!!
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I'm not a REDNECK! I am an Appalachian-AMERICAN!! "Can't go to work today. The 'voices' said to "Stay home and clean the guns". Most famous Red-Neck last words... " Hey Everybody, Watch This!!) http://s306.photobucket.com/albums/nn272/subi-crosser/ Jerry |
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Re: Another Tom's new car...TRUE story!
is there a point to this story?
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Kenneth 1997 Subaru SVX LSi "Svetlana" #185 of 640 - 09/1996 - Polo Green Pearl - 34k miles 1992 Subaru SVX LS-L "Everett" #8738 - 01/1992 - Ebony Pearl - 139k miles - 5MT shifty - Sold 07/31/2011 1992 Subaru SVX LS-L "Sven" #1599 - 05/1991 - Claret - 168k miles - Traded 05/11/2005 2023 Subaru Crosstrek Limited CVT - Crystal White Pearl - 2.8k miles 2021 Subaru Forester 2.5i Limited CVT - Horizon Blue Pearl - 17k miles 2023 Volkswagen Jetta S 6MT - Pure White - 2.6k miles 2020 Hyundai Ioniq Limited EV - Ceramic White - 30k miles |
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The moral to the story is some women go to the bathroom way too much.
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"That which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence." '92 Dark Teal SVX LS-L, >146,000m 3 pedals, 5 speeds., restoration underway. 2012 Honda Insight, slow but cute. |
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Re: Another Tom's new car...TRUE story!
Cliff Notes: Man gets free dog in bet, Dogs threated wife, Man puts dog in Loaner car, Dogs eat car. Man lost bet.
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Re: Another Tom's new car...TRUE story!
Poor ol' Tom .
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1994 SVX L - FWD Barcelona Red 190K miles ~ SOLD 1994 SVX LS - 5spd AWD Emerald Green 202k miles PWR Radiator, HID 5000k, New paint job with issues, 17" STI BBS wheels, converted to 5spd AWD from FWD. Purchased from SVXyGirl 2/20/09 -- Undergoing complete rebuild 1993 Justy 4wd 5door- Teal of sorts , beater. 2008 OBXT Newport Pearl 65k miles |
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Re: Another Tom's new car...TRUE story!
Sounds like he bit off more than he could chew
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Re: Another Tom's new car...TRUE story!
YEA!!! SOME of life's decisions have TEETH!!
Some 'gifts' have a COST! Did you REALLY miss the point? Or are you just 'playing' me?
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I'm not a REDNECK! I am an Appalachian-AMERICAN!! "Can't go to work today. The 'voices' said to "Stay home and clean the guns". Most famous Red-Neck last words... " Hey Everybody, Watch This!!) http://s306.photobucket.com/albums/nn272/subi-crosser/ Jerry |
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Re: Another Tom's new car...TRUE story!
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I'm not a REDNECK! I am an Appalachian-AMERICAN!! "Can't go to work today. The 'voices' said to "Stay home and clean the guns". Most famous Red-Neck last words... " Hey Everybody, Watch This!!) http://s306.photobucket.com/albums/nn272/subi-crosser/ Jerry |
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Re: Another Tom's new car...TRUE story!
Quote:
Dogs RETURNED to man that lost bet....
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I'm not a REDNECK! I am an Appalachian-AMERICAN!! "Can't go to work today. The 'voices' said to "Stay home and clean the guns". Most famous Red-Neck last words... " Hey Everybody, Watch This!!) http://s306.photobucket.com/albums/nn272/subi-crosser/ Jerry |
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Re: Another Tom's new car...TRUE story!
i really did miss the point. and if TEETH and COSTS are hints, i'm more lost than ever. that'll happen.
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Kenneth 1997 Subaru SVX LSi "Svetlana" #185 of 640 - 09/1996 - Polo Green Pearl - 34k miles 1992 Subaru SVX LS-L "Everett" #8738 - 01/1992 - Ebony Pearl - 139k miles - 5MT shifty - Sold 07/31/2011 1992 Subaru SVX LS-L "Sven" #1599 - 05/1991 - Claret - 168k miles - Traded 05/11/2005 2023 Subaru Crosstrek Limited CVT - Crystal White Pearl - 2.8k miles 2021 Subaru Forester 2.5i Limited CVT - Horizon Blue Pearl - 17k miles 2023 Volkswagen Jetta S 6MT - Pure White - 2.6k miles 2020 Hyundai Ioniq Limited EV - Ceramic White - 30k miles |
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