Hot car topics on other forums

[Landshark]

found this on NASIOC - funny!

Mercedes forum
-My wife is divorcing me and trying to take the house. How do a kill her and keep my Doctors license?

Bentley Forums
- I used the ash tray today How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill em? I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang forums
-Some punk kid in a civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
-Why do I keep getting pulled over, it aint stolen yo.

Civic forums (quite a few here)
-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me
-Just added some more decals (5hp gain)
-whose tailpipe is bigger (post pics)
-A want some Altezza'a
-Car actually took off today. Thanks to my new wing.

VW Bug forum
- Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)


Yugo Forum (couple here)
- How to turn your Yugo into a childrens gym (DIY+pics)
- Where the best place to start a fire in this thing?

Lamborghini forum
-Wind noise around 210MPH

SUV forum
- Are the Gas prices going down any time soon?

Lexus forums
- Remember that car company that made the Legend? What happened to them?

Pontiac Fiero forum
- Just bought a new flame retarded suit (pics)

Legend forum
- eye candy (pics)

BMW 745 -750 forum
- How do a get a coffee stain out of my carpet?

Caddilac forum
- How do a get Yak out of my fur seats?

Buick Forum
- Is Medicare and Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985

Crown Victoria forum
- How come people don't never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- Mom is giving me the car. Do anyone have any altezza'a for sale?

Toyota Echo forum
- Does our cars use AAA or AA batteries?

Ferrari forums
- Just bought a boat. Need suggestions about a quick round business trip to Columbia + should a bring the biatch along for the ride?

Saturn forums
- (In for sale/wanted) Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Bugati
- Wife (now ex-wife) got in car with shoes on. How to remove blood stains out of carpet?
McLarean F1 forum
-Some punk kid in a Stealth Fighter tried to race me.

Hummer forum
-Had a fender bender today 24 hurt, 10 killed. Is black touchup paint available through the dealer?

Fiat forum
(first ever post)
-Hello? Am I the only member?
(Last ever post)
-Hello? Am I still the only member?

Mitsubishi forum
-How to remove training wheels (DIY)

Nissan (Silvias) forums
- Just finished my USDM 240 conversion! (Pics)

Subaru WRX forum
- Got pulled over for drifting in New York City. I hate cops

Supra forum
(For sale/wanted)- 2 turbos isn't enough. I need Nawwws

Chevy Trucks forum
- It aint going into fifth! What in tarnations is wrong? Hell, I aint got all daY! Com'on niow ya'll shoot me a holler. Gotta git those darn cows rounded up.

[Andy]

Nice one, Alan

[~*~JenSVX~*~]

LOL Very Funny!!

Jen

[Shadow248]

That's great. The Delorean and Hummer ones are hilarious.

i like:

McLarean F1 forum
-Some punk kid in a Stealth Fighter tried to race me.

heheh


-adam

[Landshark]

Originally posted by Shadow248
That's great. The Delorean and Hummer ones are hilarious.

those are my favorites, too.

we should add.....

the SVX Forums:
what is the best price for a 6-pack of 4EAT's?

[Royal Tiger]

Hey Shark, how about the ford forum one? Who has the best priced towing service contract???

[petesvx2]

The hummer one was really funny

brilliant!

[SubaSteevo]

Subaru SVX forums:
Really...what is with the funky windows?