10 Reasons a Gun Better Than a Woman

[Royal Tiger]

[QUOTE=DreamingOfSpeed]Reasons why women are better than guns:

Blow jobs.

I dont think i need anymore reasons.


Must be a single gun. Married ones "forget" how.

[DreamingOfSpeed]

Single soon to be married

[lhopp77]

Originally Posted by DreamingOfSpeed

More SVX Vs. Men reasons
SVX goes the right speed all the time.
SVX doesnt need to be told 'a little to the left'
SVX doesnt need to be told 'no, my left.'
SVX always puts a smile on my face
SVX never embarrasses me in public
SVX doesnt wear THAT shirt in front of my parents
SVX showers regularly
SVX never sticks of BO
I never question why i have an SVX

Sounds to me like maybe you need to change boyfriends???? You think?

Lee

[Royal Tiger]

I'm hoping to find some tan seats, then the boyfriend won't matter!

(see the Rasheem thread in General SVX)

[DreamingOfSpeed]

Nope no need for a new boyfriend. I'm done shopping. He doesnt do 90% of those things the rejects of the past were my muse for them. But who knows how much a set of tan suede seats in a Laguna Blue SVX (or a repainted sky blue with black top) would change my mind. (i love him more than my car in reality. But only by a slight margin)

[Royal Tiger]

If I get my beloved 951, the wife won't like her new ranking in the house. Of course I'm probably 3rd on her list after her German Shepard and our kids.

[subi-crosser]

Originally Posted by DreamingOfSpeed

Single soon to be married

You need to get a dog, a cat, and a 75 dodge truck first!!!

A dog that smells bad,growles at you, and won't listen to you,

A cat that stays out all night, and offers no explination, and ignores you.


And a 75 Dodge truck that won't start, if a dog pees on the wheel. Then you will have it all!!

You might not live to 125 years, but it will FEEL like you did!!!


Jerry

[92svx95]

hahahahaha no comment!

[DreamingOfSpeed]

WOW. Thats all i can say.

[lhopp77]

Originally Posted by DreamingOfSpeed

Nope no need for a new boyfriend. I'm done shopping. He doesnt do 90% of those things the rejects of the past were my muse for them. But who knows how much a set of tan suede seats in a Laguna Blue SVX (or a repainted sky blue with black top) would change my mind. (i love him more than my car in reality. But only by a slight margin)

If you have a Laguna Blue, you need the gray and blue seats for sale on Ebay. Well unless you have tan interior, but I don't think blues have the tan. Do they?

Lee

[DreamingOfSpeed]

I put the grey suede and leather seats on my watch list for my pearlie but i think i missed the auction. I hope they may lagunas with tan interiors. Since it would be a ***** to do a complete interior swap (My brother is currently piecing together a grey RX7 interior to replace his moldy tan one. Its not something i want to try!)

[Royal Tiger]

I have never heard of or seen a Laguna blue with the tan interior. You'd have to swap one in.

[lhopp77]

Originally Posted by DreamingOfSpeed

I put the grey suede and leather seats on my watch list for my pearlie but i think i missed the auction. I hope they may lagunas with tan interiors. Since it would be a ***** to do a complete interior swap (My brother is currently piecing together a grey RX7 interior to replace his moldy tan one. Its not something i want to try!)

My preliminary research indicates that all Laguna Blue and even Pearlies come in gray interiors for all models including the LSi. But a blue would look good with these seats being sold on Ebay now. At least in my opinion. Price will probably be good too.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/SUBAR...yZ33701QQitemZ
8064528476QQrdZ1

Lee