Confusing/hilarious ebay auction

[WestCoastSVX]

There's a lot of junk that "fits the SVX" on ebay these days, but this auction seems very specific to the SVX, although I have NO idea what it exactly is they are selling.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/subaru-svX-f...#ht_300wt_1129


Brings to mind a string of auctions almost 10 years ago we discussed on here that were pretty outrageous if I remember.

[WestCoastSVX]

Here's the title and text of the listing, copied exactly from the page. What didn't copy over is some "creative" use of formatting, with fonts, colors, and sizes are all over the place and making no sense. Also, the only picture on the listing is of a SVX dashboard all lit up, which again, as far as I can tell, has nothing to do with the item they are supposedly selling.




subaru svX flip shields RED!!!! super fastX!



the latest from CALIBER PREFORMANCE!!!!! This is the svX you have seen in every wear the rich and famous now you need to have these red RED!!! flip shields for you'res! this is super simple install and will up your value and looks fo shur dawg!!! Five hep RED!!! and you can decrease the down force when you go faster 2!!!!



We put this on our own svX car and they increase speed in the 1/4 and handle on the salmon. by five folds. the girls all notice the svX more with these on there now it realy stands out from what you saw before.

One install put on miror and hood to bring down force and intake. hoTTT!!!! lookz and you can feel the speed 2!!! these are RED!!!! but you can call for colors. extra





FIRE ONNN mad dawgz!!!!!!!

[Landshark]

if it doesn't contain raw furry dawg, its not a quality performance product.

however, i am intrigued by the salmon that is mentioned .....

[Blacky]

I think it's a coded message for some sort of alien plot to take over the world.

"This is the svX you have seen in every wear the rich and famous now you need to have these red RED"!!!

Makes me proud to be part of this rich and famous elite club.

[subeman90]

I'm going to bid b/c no matter what it is it sounds frickin awesome!

Raw Dawgs Unite!!!!!!!!!

[fun173]

I wonder if they make these for my car. I need to make my car better in the salmon.

[bwb3]

Hey, only $58.18 shipping and no returns accepted. How can you lose.?
I asked him if they are available in Liquid Silver.
Gene

[Sean486]

Wow. I'm cracking up here!

[dannmarr]

I saw one of these, they look cool!

[LastSVXintheChi]

i wonder if it will fix my rattling problem!

[Alex-svx]

Originally Posted by dannmarr

I saw one of these, they look cool!

Cool pictures.

[SUPER]

Must be JDM...

[bwb3]

Here's the response I received from the seller. Better hurry, he already sold 23.
Gene

hey tanx for yo question yes they are for all svX cars fo sure!!!!!!! they are RED!!!! gos on every color fo sure to look sharp and the chicks dig the lok and see the svX stand out more from before!! but like they said you can call for other colors and we can do blue for you if you like bid it you wont be disapponted 23 happy dawgs so far~!

- jordan234everus

[Blacky]

OMG It just keeps getting better. No indication of WTF he's selling?

[lightspeedrobot]

23 raw dawgs can't be wrong