Attack of the Ricer Squadron!!1!

[HighwayUFO]

Now that the weather is nicer, they are everywhere. I took the girlfriend home last night and on my way home a batallion of 5 or 6 of em stormed me out of nowhere. They surrounded me and started up with the goosing of the throttle. I look around me for a way out, but they are everywhere like Charlie was back in "Nam."

I bide my time and after a few minutes they give up and fly by, ricer style yo!

Got I hate stupid people. Have people no respect?! Sure my car is cool and all, but I'm not going to waste my time with them on the street, but I sure will show them where they stand at the track if that is what they want.

[Earthworm]

Good story, glad you kept it within site rules

I always enjoy fiction

(j/k)