Happeh birfdeh to meh!

[NikFu S.]

you mean jayson.
seriously if you had to spell to talk nobody would know what your saying.
0_o;

No one else knows him so what's the point?

[NikFu S.]

the piont is yuo shuol proofred what you typed si you can make shure you dontt look ignorant in the futre.

edit: AH! most of those were deliberate but a couple werent. whoops.

[Alycone]

Happy intoxication day!

[NikFu S.]

i wish it were so. my friends arent really into mind altering substance, well, not the ones i see on a weekly basis, but ya know. im a hard-core milk drinker.strong bones and all that crap. im sure the next time i visit my gramma shell make me make up for whatever i missed.

[NikFu S.]

i used to get sick just thinking of alcohol.
when i was in phoenix living with a druggie for free, we had some parties. one in particular, was slow, and someone wanted to build a pyramid. short story long, i thought that would be cool, so when i saw the only two guys trying, i had to make it happen.
bad decision.
anybody familiar with natty ice? its better than steel reserve fo sho. anyhoo, long story short, i made half the pyramid in about 2 hours, kicked some ass at unreal tournament and capcom vs snk, and passed out after failing to complete basic karate moves.
woke up, couldnt see, and blew all over my roomates girlfriends pants and the sink and the bathroom and whatever. oh yeah, i ate a big bowl of creamy chicken top ramen. mmm aftertaste.
stayed up that night feeling crappy and cleaning stuff.
next morn i had a massive hangover and felt like chunking still.
i even passed over a free breakfast at the guys parents house.
later that day, or maybe it was the next, sanitzed the bathroom and whatever.
for the next few months i got a strange urge to vomit even from the thought or smell of alcohol. i still get kinda queasy if its near me.
end.

beer stories welcome.

Don't come drinking with me and Solon then , we'll hammer a fifth of vodka to ourselves and chase it down with smirnoff ice , 10 or 12. Some funny stuff there though..

"after failing to complete basic karate moves." I never imagined natty ice would do that to you...Whoooo..Good stuff =D Try some Bacardi dry now. Dude , I duno if I ever told you but that one time Me , Solon , Samantha and Shantel were here just chillin , My mom bounced for a week to go somewhere so we turned her house into a party pad for short time. Anywho..they hella forced me to drink then gave me the keys to the mazda and were like "Lets go to wal mart , You seem to be ok ( Cause I was talks fine and my hands were working right and all that junk. ) But when I stood up and tried to walk...Looked like the one dumb farmer robot on cartoon network with the peice of straw in his mouth doing his dance. Ahhh....good times. Too bad you weren't on the 16th or 17th of May , We coulda had mad party at chilkoot charlies ( for those who don't know it , www.koots.com , it's world famous. ) Man...Good times.

Starting to feel old n crap..Back pains..hella mad responsibilities. What I wouldn't give to be 16 again.

[NikFu S.]

i wouldnt give my right arm. i drive with that thing fo sho.

i can handle vodka. remember my heritage. all it does is make my throat sting.

Dude..
get your ass out here today then , we'll polish the stealth then go to the BBC and look at some strippers and get plastered =D Not really , some one has to drive.
But yeah , we'll go scope out angel and peaches. ( Johna's old girlfriends ) Heh...heh...heh..Had no part in that.

[NikFu S.]

id rather sleep and shower and stuff first.
matter of fact im going to do some laundry.
after i finish this cereal ofcourse.