What Is Rice?

[Zeppelin]

So Ron, what do you call an SVX with a donut on it??

[Seraph]

Originally posted by Zeppelin
So Ron, what do you call an SVX with a donut on it??

Would that be the SVX Police Cruiser that the Japan has?

Lwin

[Ron Mummert]

Originally posted by Zeppelin
So Ron, what do you call an SVX with a donut on it??

I'd call it a Krispy Kreme Kruiser.
Slam dunkin' Ron.

Originally posted by Ron Mummert
Just my thought on the issue... besides why must we be prejudice? Can't american cars be Cheese?

I see riced out american cars daily

Sat- 99 base camaro w/ a double decker wing
Sun- 01 focus w/ big rims, tons of sickers, wing
Mon- 91 hatch back ford, rims, tons of sticker, big exhaust, big wing, no power what so ever classic ricer

Originally posted by Zeppelin
what do you call an SVX with a donut on it??

my car if the donut actually worked

I hate to bring this thread back to life, but my STOCK SVX was just called a rice burner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bwana]

Gotta love this picture:

[SVXphile]

Originally posted by DavieGravy
I'm selling my SVX and buying a Geo Metro. I'll put on a few type R and VTECH stickers and blow everything off the road.

Uhhhh....Every morning at the middle school, I have outside bus duty. Each morning a black Geo Metro with a bright yellow "R" windshield banner and side markings cruises by. It has some type of muffler, but I use the term loosely. Non-silenced 3 cylinder cars do have a characteristic exaust note....(I used to have a Chevy Sprint (Metro)) Anyway, this micro metro riceburner has a subwoofer that takes up the entire hatch area, and I think it produces more horsepower than the engine does. Maybe I should order some of those rice tickets.... Don

[SVXphile]

Originally posted by Ron Mummert


I'd call it a Krispy Kreme Kruiser.
Slam dunkin' Ron.

There is a hole in that theory, Ron. Krispy Kreme people always have a glazed look in their eyes... Don

[SVXphile]

Originally posted by Bwana
Gotta love this picture:

Take a gander at the license plate....NSX RV???

...and check out those bazooka tubes under the back bumper. Wonder if that thing had afterburners? Don

I was driving around a few days ago when a completely riced out Hyundai Tiburon pulled out in front of me. It had a huge HYUNDAI sticker in the rear window, racing stripes everywhere, and two big coffee can exhaust tips. I decided to follow him, and within a few minutes we were heading towards the highway. As we climbed the on-ramp I nailed the gas, drove over the grass median between the ramp and the highway (why wait for them to connect?), and swerved in to the far left lane. As soon as the Tiburon saw this, he swerved in to the far left lane also. He didn't stand a chance........at 115 mph I finally let off the gas. The Tiburon was at least a half mile behind. What a joke. I hope I humbled the driver in that POS.

crazy Dave

Originally posted by red95svx
As we climbed the on-ramp I nailed the gas, drove over the grass median between the ramp and the highway (why wait for them to connect?), and swerved in to the far left lane.

I dont know about there, but here we have a big dip in the grass section I dont think the svx would like that too much

you guys get grass?! We get spike strips in the medians!

Originally posted by alacrity024
you guys get grass?! We get spike strips in the medians!

ouch, that seams like a pretty bad idea, esp since people drive like morons and wind up in the medians here. Maybe people are more sane there because they dont want to end up on the spikes. Come to think of it, I like that idea, you cant drive, you die

BTW, how big of a spike are we talking? I'm envisioning like a 3 ft tall spikey pit of death

Yeah, 3 feet spikes of doom & destruction are about right. The medians just get covered in spikes (so no one will drive on them) but the real kicker out here in New Hampshire is the rumble strips. Instead of just some grooves in the pavement along the side of the road, we have national guard troops stationed every 200 yards with bazookas. If you start drifting off the side of the road, they let you know with a shot across the nose of your car. Also, sometimes they get bored and like to gang up on semi trucks.

-Adam

[Red SVX 92]

LOL.. what the heck.. LOL.... I hope to god you're just joking, or i'll feel like a punk for laughing at something that cruel and unusual.